ludwigfan333

dm for donky kong lsd tab

[durbikins]

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[discofisting]

[nerdyedits]

PROJECT HAIL MARY (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Chris Miller

[valeriapryanikova]

hope in this void is graceful and as steady as a rock

[dudethatsmypillowcase]

Two eridians and their wet dog

[cognitohazardous]

your 'jerking it to the smell of isopropyl alcohol' post has me remembering how i used to be so ashamed of having any sexual desires that i only allowed myself to jack off to the mental image of an arial drone shot of a pine forest

transcendentalism

[inbabylontheywept]

i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.

[spermatozoey-deactivated2026052]

CONCEPT OF BLUE IS OUT NOW! It's a short conceptum romance about a guy named Dave who fell in love with the color blue. Come give it a read :)

[senatortedcruz]

[nueuhell]

I told myself that if I ever need anything to paint I should pick the first photo I see on my dash and paint it and this was the first one so I committed.

[bayesic-bitch]

Got dialating eye drops at the doctor's office today so I can't read anything. Luckily I can still post because I remember where all the keys are with my powerful posting organ. And I never really read shit anyway so basically I'm more powerful than ever

[zamagi]

how did they know

[sourcreammachine]

john raul porge and gringo

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

Hell yes. Spring Break 2013. Pop a Molly and get jolly in south beach. New York is a dream to me now.

[sadomiasochasm]

Absent daughter figure

[sadomiasochasm]

Deadbeat daughter

[auberylis]

HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE I AM 999 HORSES AT ONCE! I RUSH AND CUT TRHOUGH! LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL! I HAVE HOPES AND AM REACHING MY DREAMS! THIS WILL END ONCE I RETURN TO MY JOB THIS MONDAY!!

[hymnism]

making a collection

[putridghost]

Wait I have more

[acemingo]