Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
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Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.
Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.
It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet
TASKMASTER 21.08 "I Don't Got Any"
i dont know how people handle the world without looking at pictures of little tiny mice sitting on wheat
powerful…
Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical 🌾
do you remember years ago, on this site, when people would send each other asks just to send asks, when people would send each other compliments and rate each other's themes and would do follow forevers and reblog reblog reblog, and do little ask games and people actually participated in them and people would do regular fanfic recommendation lists, like every week, because they were avid readers of their fandom/ship's fics and there would be less ship wars (not always) but mostly people focused on the things they loved and had fun doing instead of being miserable, when people would do snippet fridays, sharing little looksies into whatever fic they were writing and people would compliment and reblog reblog reblog reblog, and people would comment on fics on the regular if they even so much as enjoyed it just a little bit, and oh, when people would reblog, reblog, reblog, the things they liked
number theory* diagram
these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg
imagine if that's the date it finally happens
Season 1 Scully being so smitten with Mulder that she asks him if he has a girl coming over to his hotel room…honey that man does not know any girls besides you. She still hasn’t figured out he’s a loser yet 😔
i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
@holyknuckled you get it. lterally what are we here on earth for if not to occasionally impose gastropods upon unsuspecting customers. this story is delightful
@holyknuckled like that?
oh? my god???
yeah, Exactly like that
see her fabulous
Someone had to go first
The first ship that arrived was pretty matter of fact about its fate. The pilot introduced himself as Eric, then told us he was part of the first sublight resupply attempt in modern history. He then gave me and the ground control team his bad news.
“So,” he said. “Without real time telemetry, we weren’t even sure which half of your orbit you’d be in. That’s half a solar system’s worth of wiggle room. Decelerating enough to survive contact with your low orbit would take me two weeks, which, you know, it looks like we don’t have. That means that in order to get the second ship in before you lose orbital control to the Kresh, I’m gonna have to make a sacrificial flyby. Ten to the negative four torr is good enough for a lot of things, but at point-seven c it’s gonna be like sandblasting a soup cracker. Good news is that all the expensive toys are in the next ship, so this really ain’t costing you more than a ship and a pilot.”
all of tumblr tomorrow, march 15th:
Kate McKinnon as Jillian Holtzmann
GHOSTBUSTERS (2016) dir. Paul Feig
everybody's like "I want famous actor X in season 2! I want ridiculously expensive song Y in season 2!" shut uuuuuuuup the only stunt casting we need in season 2 is Gritty
Gritty chirped Ilya on twitter then flirts with Shane after they come out. the new hot hockey twitter beef is the ongoing battle for the hand of the prettiest hockey princess in the land
like any interaction with a muppet, everyone involved must play this absolutely deadly seriously. Shane is blushing, Ilya is racking up penalties fighting an orange dust mop with googly eyes, there are hashtags and ship wars and twitter polls about who has the bigger dump truck (Gritty wins), every game between their two teams is breaking ticket sales and TV rating records, merch sales are through the roof, and homophobes are coping and seething
hayden is Team Gritty
who's gonna write the socmed AU for me or am I gonna have to deal with the work skins myself? idk nothing about hockey what are the penalties for fighting the opposing teams mascot which is a bundle of sentient shag carpet? does gritty travel to away games? does it even make sense for Ottawa to play Philadelphia? how do divisions even work? does it even fucking matter?
Gritty and Ilya are locked in a heated twitter qrt battle until the Montreal account tries to chime in for that sweet engagement bait since everyone high key hates them after what they did and Gritty and Ilya team up for the first time to destroy them for the Audacity
"this is silly this would never happen" 1) IDC if they'd do it on the show 2) cis men can't get pregnant and the fic writers don't let that stop them 3) Ilya Rozanov is a Depressed Millennial he's committed to two things 1) Shane Hollander and 2) The Bit
Yes, and—
#Lori please weigh in#Could Ottawa ever play Philadelphia?
Yes of course. Ottawa plays Philly several times a year, they're in the same conference. Every NHL team plays every other NHL team at least twice - once in each barn.
The thing is Heated Rivalry is rocking a WicDonalds situation where everything is subtly off brand so the Philly Flyers (and therefore Gritty) don’t exist BUT some slightly to the left version does and I need everyone to start submitting their most deranged Gritty knockoffs IMMEDIATELY.
Ok I’ll go first. My suggestions are:
Mitty, it’s Gritty but with a mustache
Shitty, it ’s Gritty but with a mustache
Bitty, it’s Gritty but with pie
(Ok I’m sorry, I couldn’t help myself! But like, I’m just saying I think Ngozi would be way more likely to accept money in exchange for IP use than any actual NFL team…)
Britty, it’s Gritty but in a blonde wig
Litty, it’s Gritty but he’s capable of breaking the fourth wall and he’s handing out copies of Heated Rivalry to let everyone know they’re fictional
Anyway someone who is actually funny please contribute.
when we kiss it feels just like flying saucers landing
You ever just. Want more content of your favorite little fictional character couples?
But there isn’t more.
Cause the shows been off air.
So all you have is all you’re going to get.
And it’s been off the air for a WHILE. So even when you get conventional appearances. They just say the same things over and over. So even there you won’t ever get any new content or snippets
You just have to live in this hell.
I know I've mentioned this before, but if your crush is autistic (or suspected), you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them you have a crush on them. And if your way of telling them is inviting them somewhere as a date, you ABSOLUTELY MUST tell them it's supposed to be a date.
The only reason I am married to my wife now is that in 2018 she straight up told me she had a crush on me and wanted to be my girlfriend.
Seconding. I didn't realise spouse had been flirting with me AFTER A SOLID WEEK OF TALKING ONLINE NON-STOP when they explicitly asked if I wanted to go on a date
One of my ex’s didn’t realize I had a thing for him after I whipped off my top, revealing a lacy hot pink see through bra and sat on his lap flirting for half an hour. His eyes never went below my nose. I sighed, took that as rejection, and moved off and said “oh, I had such a crush on you.”
He was genuinely shocked. He thought his crush was unrequited and was trying to be a gentleman. I thought half naked lap grinding was an impossible to miss signal.
If you have a neurodivergent baddie you wanna bang your only option is to yell “I CHOOSE YOU PICACHU”
@tikkunolamorgtfo's tags: #This goes for friendships too!#I really do need you to say ‘Hey you’re cool let’s be friends’ like we six year olds at recess#or I will assume we are mere acquaintances and that I need to maintain boundaries to make sure I don’t annoy you
Literally had to climb in my partners lap and grab his face and say "I want to have sex with you and also be your girlfriend" and he was like !
14 years together this year I think. It just didn't occur to him that I was into him. Go out and live your dreams babes, just be super clear first that it's what you want and they'll be right there with you.
I had a crush on my best friend but thought he was straight. He later came out to me and I was so thrilled that he had trusted me with that info but didn’t think anything else of it, after all just being attracted to men didn’t mean he would be attracted to me specifically.
He invited me over to watch a movie and suggested we watch it in his bedroom, (“Cool! I’ve never seen your bedroom!”). We laid in his bed, three inches apart and watched a movie. About halfway through the movie he rolled onto his side to face me and was making really intense eye contact. We chatted for about four hours like that, just about whatever I wanted to talk about but he got kind of quiet. I was worried I’d talked too much, I do that a lot. We hung out that way three nights in a row.
One day I was talking to another friend who asked me what I’d done last night, I told her and she was like “Haven’t you had a crush on him for a long time? Why aren’t you making a move? He wants to kiss you at least.” I was genuinely shocked and convinced she was misunderstanding the situation. She finally persuaded me it could be possible. So the next movie night I asked him if he had a crush on me, he laughed and was like “I’ve been staring at your lips this entire time, don’t you know that means I want to kiss you?” No, I really, really didn’t.
Anyway we’ve been married for four years now.