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Jules of Nature

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if i look back, i am lost

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{Still dead tho but what the fuck Tumblr... It's to naughty for the platypus to use a computer?}
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The last post I made almost looked like I’d given starline over sized sleeves, so I decided I actually would just do that
{I slowly get my muse back for Starline, that's a good thing!}
you should be ashamed of yourself for being so lame. Duck faces are so 2018 (i'm so sorry)
“ Do you think so? Then I take them back to the Trend! "
spinel version infinite
sit with him!!
reblogs are greatly appreciated!
I couldn’t make it in time for mermay, but I needed to get this out of my system Merman Starline I… Am almost not ashamed
This may be dumb but do you actually have an Eggman mug???
NO BUT I REALLY WANT ONE.
LOOK AT HIM.
{actually i don’t know where i should start ...}
Leave a ship in my ask and I’ll reply only with an emoji
😍 - otp
🙂 - I ship it but it’s not on my otp list
😐 - I don’t ship it but it’s not on my notp list
😡 - notp
Sentence Starters
“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!
ANGST
“I can’t do anything right.”
“Please don’t cry.”
“Why are you awake right now?”
“Why are you lying to me?”
“Wake up! Please wake up.”
“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”
“Don’t you ever do that again!”
“Is that blood?” “…..No?”
“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”
“Do you even still love me?”
“Nobody’s seen you in days.”
“Why are you awake?”
“I’m worried about you.”
“Can you shut up for once in your life?”
“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”
“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”
“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”
“Leave! Me! Alone!”
FLUFF
“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”
“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”
“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”
“Have you always been this beautiful?”
“OH you’re jealous!”
“Can we stay like this forever?”
“Please just kiss me already.”
“I think you might be my soulmate.”
“Sleep over? Please?”
“Are we on a date right now?”
“I think I’m in love with you.”
“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”
“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”
“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”
“I missed you so much.”
“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”
“I’m here for you.”
“I wish we could live together already.”
MISC
“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”
“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”
“I think I just ripped my pants.”
“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”
“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”
“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”
“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”
“But I’ve never told you that before.”
“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”
“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”
“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?
“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”
“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”
“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”
“Give me attention.”
“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”
“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”
“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”
Send “hug” for my muse to hug yours from behind.
Send “embrace” for your muse to hug mine from behind.
* text message starters
[ 📱 — sms ] remember that.
[ 📱 — sms ] call me.
[ 📱 — sms ] there’s leftovers in the fridge.
[ 📱 — sms ] you said the cutest thing in your sleep last night.
[ 📱 — sms ] is everything okay?
[ 📱 — sms ] i love you as much as a human heart can love.
[ 📱 — sms ] we’ll get through this.
[ 📱 — sms ] brb love you.
[ 📱 — sms ] that’s a promise.
[ 📱 — sms ] i got your favorite.
[ 📱 — sms ] i’ll tuck you in when i get home.
[ 📱 — sms ] you don’t have to be strong for anyone.
[ 📱 — sms ] come home soon, okay?
[ 📱 — sms ] you look like you need a hug.
[ 📱 — sms ] take a breath. count to ten.
[ 📱 — sms ] talk to me.
[ 📱 — sms ] surprise! do you like it?
[ 📱 — sms ] stay in bed and rest.
[ 📱 — sms ] trust me.
[ 📱 — sms ] you’re amazing.
[ 📱 — sms ] just be careful.
[ 📱 — sms ] i’m worried about you.
[ 📱 — sms ] please answer me.
[ 📱 — sms ] can i call you?
[ 📱 — sms ] i miss you.
Send “Sleep already!” for a starter where my muse is very clearly sleep-deprived, but refuses to sleep.
Send “refuse to snooze” for your muse to be the sleep-deprived one.
Wrong Number Texts Sentence Starters
[Text]: Where the fuck are you?
[Text]: What was it that you needed again?
[Text]: ½ off martinis for tonight only.
[Text]: If your cat leaves one more dead fucking thing on my front porch I am going to leave your corpse on yours.
[Text]: Hey this is __. I had a great time last night. I hope to see you soon!
[Text]: Look at these ducking fucks.
[Text]: Pls pk me up lol drnk as fuck
[Text]: Please pick me up this guy won’t leave me alone.
[Text]: LOOK AT THIS SHIRT
[Text]: Cops just blocked off the entire street. Better take 4th instead.
[Text]: im scared
[Text]: if i had a nickle for every time someone fuckin cUT M OFF I’D BE RICH DAMMIT
[Text]: This better not be a fake number.
[Text]: This is __ right?
[Text]: you left your blasted socks and i found them in the couch. take them.
[Text]: I think this date’s a bust.
[Text]: 3am chicken nugget run?
[Text]: Pick up milk.
[Text]: YO WHERE U AT?
[Text]: number was spray painted inside a storm drain lol i hope ur not a serial killer or a clown.
[Text]: this isnt funny answer your phone!!
[Text]: Who blew up the microwave????
[Text]: ___