ShadowyEdgeLord

Profile pic and header are my art.

[shadowyedgelord5579]

Ever feel the need to self-harm? Try plucking the hairs out of your toes and feet. Hurts like hell.

For real tho, please don't self harm, there is always help out there.

[shadowyedgelord5579]

Why does this album cover look like it belongs in animal crossing?

[badjokesbyjeff]

What do you get when you spell “man” backwards?

Flashbacks.

[shadowyedgelord5579]

My oc, Akira, and Todoroki, first time I've drawn him.

[shadowyedgelord5579]

Instead of calling other people Mr or Mrs or whatever, how about we call people agent. It sounds cooler plus it's more fun. Also, it'll help secret agents keep their identity hidden.

[writing-prompt-s]

It’s 15,000 years in the future, and humanity has been wiped from the face of the earth. Aliens have discovered the planet and as they study us, one manages to activate a computer server. All it contains is a complete archive of Tumblr.

[namelesssteve]

“Huh. Shame we didn’t get here while they were still alive. Seems like everyone on this planet really, really wanted to fuck an alien.”

[writing-prompt-s]

Galactic wars are always won by whoever finds the other first – there is simply no way to retaliate fast enough to a carpet bombing from a high orbit. Other civilizations are absolutely terrified of Terrans who are cocky enough to broadcast their presence loud and clear.

[writing-prompt-s]

You are a superhero who works tirelessly for an ungrateful city. One day after another long day you get a knock at your door. It is the city’s supervillain and he brought a bottle for you two to share.

[shadowyedgelord5579]

Need for peed

[writing-prompt-s]

you are out with a friend when suddenly you blink and everything around you looks ruined and everyone looks like statues. A frail old man looks at you and weeps while he says “After 84 years, I finally was able to wake someone up”

[shadowyedgelord5579]

My cousin called the stimulus check "Biden bucks" I will never call it anything else

[shadowyedgelord5579]

I was just minding my own business in class, then, outa no where, this kid leaned back, and six-inch pocket knife fell out of his pocket. I have never seen a kid scramble so fast to pick something up

[shadowyedgelord5579]

This dude, in the back of my class, was talking, and so the teacher stopped, and his friend was like "Ay, stop talking" Abd he's just like "No" we all died

[shadowyedgelord5579]

How the heck am I supposed to deal with the fact that this guy I really like likes some other girl more than me?

[shadowyedgelord5579]

The office lady was calling someone down to the office, and I swear she said "Brrrrian"

[writing-prompt-s]

You have existed since the dawn of humanity. In a way, at least. Once a simple tribesman, you were cursed so that whenever you are killed by another person, you leave your dead body and become your killer. You fear death by natural causes, as that will end your life for good.

[shadowyedgelord5579]

Just finished driving on the highway for the first time, my mom was freaking out, but my sister was just chilling. My mom asked were she got the balls, and my sister said "I don't know, dad doesn't have any"