Huh?

The who in the what now?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[pnwzig]

If you support the abortion ban law, unfollow me and never associate with me again thanks and burn in hell

[lochnesssage]

“We don’t just have a skeleton,” said one of the nodosaur researchers involved. “We have a dinosaur as it would have been.”

Known as a nodosaur, this 110 million-year-old, armored plant-eater is the best preserved fossil of its kind ever found.

Source | Source

[sighinastorm]

unfathomable

[cloudfreed]

This is maybe the coolest thing I’ve ever reblogged.

[shakespearestoupee]

PSA:

MY LUNCH LADY IS AN ANGEL AND NOT TO BE DRAMATIC BUT I WOULD DIE FOR HER

[bean-wrld]

There’s a lot of things you’ve done that Becky doesn’t know about

[shakespearestoupee]

Lmao this gif of Chris Evans

[awakandangoddess]

This

gotta be the equivalent to this

[misomimii]

Same energy

[audreysmusings-deactivated20251]

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?

[stimman3000]

.

[rainbowdogma]

roomba.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

he monch

[snoopingasusualisee]

Every single person who took these photos is dead by now

[badicarus-deactivated20200410]

people really came for hozier for his four year hiatus as if they have clocks in the woods

[badicarus-deactivated20200410]

me, rattling spoons in the wilderness: hozier come on it’s been four years

hozier, materializing from a tree: it what

[danhumphrey]

peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)

thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen

[sunderious]

peter parker, later that week: i would die for you loki

loki, looking him dead in the eye: you will.

[rhythmic-idealist]

drax: [really bad joke]

peter parker: mr. drax? I would die for you

drax, with a pause spent determining that peter is probably joking and then a hearty guffaw: but my muscles and fighting power is several times your own! your death would be meaningless!

[magical-art-dad-deactivated2021]

peter parker, in the middle of battle with no regard for his own safety: i would die for you

t'challa, who has lived with shuri long enough to know exactly what answer peter is looking for: then perish

[fangirltofangod]

Peter parker, jumping in front of steve: i would die for you mr. rodgers

Steven Grant Rodgers, a known idiot, somersaulting over peter: not if i die for you first 

[effervescentbi]

Peter Parker, one night over dinner: I would die for you aunt may 

Aunt May, a worried mess and 100% done with this shit: not if you’re grounded for life you won’t

[wombathos]

Peter Parker, out of the blue: I would die for you

Bucky, tired: oh not this again

[sweetboybucky]

It got so, so much better.

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[bemusedlybespectacled]

okay so I know that the reason there’s a “stark tower” in the MCU is because in 2012 no one knew that “guy with big new york tower with his name on it” was going to have different connotations in fewer than ten years, but I choose to believe that it’s because donald trump just straight up doesn’t exist in the MCU

[queerlyglittering]

They have superheroes and no Trump? They must be living in the Good Place

[bemusedlybespectacled]

pros of living in the MCU:

superheroes

no Trump

Wakanda exists

a rich white billionaire invented clean, renewable energy and shared the tech with everyone

Thor is real and currently single

cons of living in the MCU:

constant threat of alien invasion

???

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[spider-ish]

Peter: ugh don’t you hate it when you run up the stairs and your ankles start cracking like crazy

Shuri: lmao you still have bones?

Peter whispering: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

[spider-ish]

Peter: ugh don’t you hate it when you run up the stairs and your ankles start cracking like crazy

Shuri: lmao you still have bones?

Peter whispering: ᵂʰᵃᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘᶜᵏ

[viralfrog]

Elizabeth Olsen wraps her scarf around Aubrey Plaza

[evelynns-sugar-bby]

I’m too gay for this

[peggybby-deactivated20201218]

This made me gayer tbh