[shalomeslime]

introductory

hi! i'm slime. or shalome, if you have more time. i don't really mind either way.

now see, i've been left in a dilemma. i've never been one for social media, but my friends, they wish to send me things and show me things on social media. what is a man to do...? what is a man to do when he's the only one in the discord server without a tumblr account...?!

make one. so, i suppose i'm here.

big fan of FNaF, UNDERTALE, and DELTARUNE. have been for years. since the creation of basically all three of them. currently intensely fixated on the third. maybe i'll post about that soon. i also really like robotics and electronics. especially big fan of very old technology... dabble in art sometimes. my pfp and my banner are both by me! so maybe you'll see some of that around here?

that's, uh. about all i got. this page is still really bad... i'll get some help building it though, don't worry. if i forgot something, or there's something people have to know, i'll probably answer questions that are thrown in the box.

farewell, and remember... i support you...! - s

[paperplateprose]

not now kitten. daddy's realizing that the scene he invested 1000 words into could be significantly improved but only if he started over from scratch

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[kirpichq]

[kirby97]

sorry if i weirded you out with my messages earlier (remembers im trying to be more self confident) but actually it was normal of me to do so (becomes nervous im acting superior) because i am a human like everybody else and not better than anyone (remembers i am better than some people) except for really bad people (notices the ideological can of worms opened by previous clause) but anyone can work towards self improvement (remembers im trying to be more self confident) like meeee :)

[bark-barkley]

no i actually cant fit doing this thing that takes 5 minutes into my schedule sorry :/ i only have the entire day free i just cant

[monarch-aip]

i think they make for fun duos

[fileeee]

[395nm]

Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!

Your ideal environment is:

Hot/Cold

Wet/Dry

Bright/Dark

Loud/Quiet

[astralynx]

I think the homestuck version of megalovania is better than the undertale one. Sorry #mytruth

[shalomeslime]

honestly i like the halloween hack one the most of the four or five presented

[nnebuchadnezzar]

in class and we were told to pull up chatgpt on our laptops to experiment with and the guy in front of me pulled up a deli menu and started looking at sandwiches

[gatheringbones]

I love your agreeable and amenable and flexible nature and how none of your wants and needs ever get priority and how nobody even knows what they are to begin with and how you never start or engage in conflicts and never express even mildly unsavory opinions and get along with everyone from every conceivable group, that’s so trustworthy. hey quick question. do you happen to have an enormous pressurized reservoir of rage and resentment you feel like you can’t ever analyze or express because that would break the rules for the kind of person you are and if so, do you think a lifetime of squashing it down might ever backfire?

[shalomeslime]

you know i've thought of that before. i can only imagine that i am going to resolve this issue by finding a specific moment in which it is strategically viable to release and then release all of it in one go with the hopes that it does not make my arteries explode in the process

[weepingpatroldragon]

Even if my theory about Papyrus is wrong i am still sad that uncle Papyrus is not a thing because i genuinely think he would be a good uncle to Kris.

Like yeah Papyrus is goofy but like holy hell his genocide dialogue rocks.

Like obviously there are also Papyrus cut in with snide remarks here and there but he's still taking the situation seriously he is just being charismatic alongside it and I don't think that's a bad thing because Papyrus is so charming he doesn't come across as annoying or smug.

I think something people often forget that Papyrus is an adult and is still capable of acting as an adult alongside his goofy side. Like i genuinely think he would take Kris committing self harm a lot more seriously and he's not afraid to call out people when they are destroying themselves in unpleasant ways. He's genuinely one of those people who you can trust to be goofy with but also know when push comes to shove they not only got your back and also know they WILL make sure to drag your ass back from hell if they need to if you do something stupid.

Genuinely one of the best adults Kris could have. Give a Toriel break and let Papyrus babysit Kris for a while cause Papyrus needs a friend, Kris needs an adult who is willing to engage with them, Toriel needs a break from the pressure of being a single mom in a small town and Sans wants Tori.

It's a win win situation. Hand the puppy over.

[m0bshark]

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!!!Happy 8 years to this game 😎!!!

Yeah I know this is the fnf mod but Nulls design was so cool I wanted to draw it!!!!

[johnjacobjinglehymerschmidtt]

[shalomeslime]

wanted to post something before closing tumblr. typed out a post. backspaced the entire thing. typed out another, completely different post. backspaced it. typed out a third, also entirely different post. backspaced. i believe this happened two more times afterwards. then i got so upset with this chicanery that my post ended up being this one, complaining about the fact that i deleted and immediately forgot all of those original iterations of it.

[tenderwhumps]

whump is fun because you see a character and are like “i love you so much that i want to see you sobbing and covered in blood. i need you dying in a hospital bed. i need you cold, wet, and miserable. i love you and want you to suffer unimaginable horrors. then you can have a kiss on the head as a treat”

[shalomeslime]

if i watch you plummet to the furthest lows, both imaginable and unimaginable, and then barely manage to crawl back just to meet me once again you will finally understand just how proud i am of you. and you will be understanding in why i immediately do it again