Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
Dick-fil-a Sunday y'all
Its time again

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Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
Dick-fil-a Sunday y'all
Its time again
Come get this dick-fil-a
I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday
One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it
I will fucking find you
I can almost guarantee at least one person has scheduled it for Sunday every week
Soooo- Since Tumblr has been a pain in the butt- I have decided to just make a new account! I don't have the patience to link all my old writing and art there,,, but hey! I can now actually message people and verify my email, so that's nice :)
New acc:
https://awkward-pocky-stick.tumblr.com/post/641887737053609984/casually-makes-this-my-first-post
Casually makes this my first post,,,
I physically couldn’t scroll past until I added this
kiss me KISS ME RIGHT NOW i dare you I FUCKING DARE YOU im challenging you to kiss me if you kiss me you win
When you learned of the god of war, you thought he’d be tall and muscular and angry. When you were about to meet him, you braced yourself for the worst.
You weren’t quite expecting the short, scrawny, shy kid you ended up getting instead.
Olive skin, black hair, skinny, dirty face with pale lines where tears had sliced through the ash and dust. A white chiton dress and a threadbare shawl draped over her shoulders.
A pair of wings - huge, black vulture wings, far too large on her tiny body - were the only things that suggested she was divine.
The general shifted his weight from foot to foot. Obviously respect had to be given to gods, but… “Er - I’m sorry, I was invoking Ares? The god of war?”
The child god shrunk in on herself, and pulled the shawl over her shoulders. She muttered something. “Sorry?” the general asked.
“Ares is the god of slaughter,” the child god said in a slightly louder voice. “Not war.”
The general looked at the priest. The priest shrugged, clearly lost at sea. “Well,” the general said, “then maybe Athena? Goddess of tactics in war?”
“Tactics,” the child god repeated. “Not war.”
There was a long, ugly silence, as the huge vulture wings shifted with the whisper of brushing feathers. “My name is - was - Iphigenia. Daughter of Agamemnon, king of Mycenae, commander of the Greeks who stormed the walls of Troy. When my father disgraced Artemis, and the winds of Greece would not blow her battleships to Troy, I was brought to Aulis. For my wedding, I was told. I was-”
She sobbed. Teardrops dribbled off her chin and fell to the temple floor. “I was fourteen. And then I was brought to the highest altar in Aulis, and - and then - and-”
Another sob. “I was fourteen,” she said.
The vulture wings draped over her, and she disappeared under the cloak of black feathers. When they parted, and when the child god looked up at the general, he fell backwards. Those eyes. Eyes he’d seen a thousand times in battle -
“I am the true spirit of war, general,” the child god said. “I am the goddess of bloodshed, of sacrifice, of the slaughter of innocents. I am invoked when men ravage, burn and pillage. I am invoked when mothers cry out, when sons die, when daughters are stolen. I hear it all, general. I have heard it all since the fall of Troy.”
The terrible wings opened up. The child god loomed over the fallen man, twenty, thirty feet tall. Somewhere, the priest was screaming. “How dare you call upon my name.”
God, I hope I spelled everything correctly, because it’s 2AM!
Do I know anything about military uniforms? No. Has there ever been such a scandalously short chiton dress? Possibly not. Did I check whether black vultures even live in Europe or North Africa before I started? No (and they live in the Americas, so Ifigenia having the wings of a black vulture is like a Meso-American god having tiger stripes, but it was too late to change). Did I start drawing this because I was super sad one day and wanted to draw something truly tragic? Absolutely!
Holy shit
I have chills
Day 286 of quarantine I have discovered www.webstaurantstore.com
It is, I BELIEVE, a website intended to be used by restaurants for bulk ordering food and utensils. And this is bringing me such unbounded delight scrolling through and recognizing that I, a single individual, ALSO can order ridiculous obscene enormous offensive-to-all-common-sensibilities shipments of BULK FOOD, to my LITTLE LITTLE APARTMENT, for PENNIES on the dollar. I have this god given power to flood my entire living space with bulk grains and it is one single button click away from my reality.
30 POUNDS of chocolate for $100. 20 POUNDS of peas for $13?? $13!!!! I will wake up every single morning from now on knowing that a box of donuts and a sack of dried split peas heavy enough to bodily injure someone both carry equal monetary weight. 25 POUNDS OF ONION POWDER for $50. Do you understand the enormity? the accessibility? the potential here? With the single click of the button I can put myself in a position of bequeathing more than a humanly comprehensible amount of onion powder in my will. AND IT WOULD ONLY COST ME $50 TO MAKE THIS A REALITY.
But what gets me
What truly gets me
is the 50 POUND BAG OF RICE
FOR LESS THAN $20
Do you know how much that kills me? How much I’m losing my mind? that I can order MYSELF WORTH OF RICE for something to the tune of $50? I can OUT-RANK MYSELF WITH RICE, DEMOCRATICALLY OVERRULE MYSELF WITH RICE, IN MY OWN APARTMENT for the fucking PENNIES that is $50
I’m so sorry for the normal person I’ll be after quarantine because the cabin-fever version of me I’m inhabiting right now is perhaps just uninhibited enough to follow through on this dream I’ve just discovered of out-ricing myself.
Different Stories Resonate with Different People
I will always reblog this.
I once spent three hours scouring the internet to find this comic again, I will not let that be repeated.
Yikes
Nobody is lgbt. None of us.
the exclusionists have won. They’ve excluded everyone. My god.
For reference, “allos” = “allosexual” = “anyone who isn’t asexual / isn’t on the asexual spectrum” so, according to whichever galaxy-brained exclusionist wrote the screenshotted post, no one who’s ace or who isn’t ace is LGBT. Not a single one of us
go home everyone lgbt is closed
Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?
IM A RACCOON YES
chaos MUAHAHAHAHA
I don’t even understand mine
I’m upset. this is a predicament
I guess I'm a shameless scientist studying the theory of multiple universes. Huh. Welp, time to look for Dreamswap-
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid stupid
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid lazy
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid ugly
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid worthless
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid idiot
Under no circumstances is it okay to call your kid fat
Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids gender
Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids sexuality
Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids grades
Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids hobbies
Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kids mental illness
Under no circumstances is it okay to make fun of your kid or call them names
“So... why do you call yourself a simp again?”
Well... Uhh...
It’s a long story :’)
Why tf did I make this my fourth post-
run in here and come get yall juice
[terfs dont interact, also: dehyrdate]
yall in the notes really just dont give a fuck and cant let lesbians have anything lol
Love without Sex
I’m doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data. Like if you think love has to have sex.
One of my followers liked this post without reblogging and I am very ashamed of you
@thebitchbehindtheslaughter
Sex is gross and not needed in a loving relationship cuddles are just as good!
Just because it’s not for me, doesn’t mean that it’s not for anyone. I expect every single one of my allo followers to reblog this.
If you liked this and didn't reblog it, please get tf off my blog, thank you. :)
*looks left and right* so if i guessed correctly ur taking requests and if that's the case hi can I get- *squints* ds acrossnighterrors-
*checks behind back* yeah, yeah, we offering the good stuff; is this what your after? *opens trenchcoat*
Meme squad poly, high grade.
Dreamswap by onebizzarekai !!
this makes me so inconceivably happy
Comfort ship go brrrr-
Love ittttt
Oh man… I like him…
DreamSwap Cross
in case you forgot