the thing that bothers me is someone keeps moving my chair

ven - 29 - they/he about

[shiftythrifting]

Strange, weirdly selective map, collection of British heads, and The Clown

clown that judges the images on your phone roll

[wordfather]

do you fuck with my unwritten story

[wordfather]

do you fuck with the weird guy i made

[medievaljournalist]

making a pilgrimage to tumblr & getting conned by a blogger claiming to sell scraps of the shroud of pjackk

[waltzingbi]

*me, literally sick with want* whatever

[funnybunny0088]

art fight attack for gurneyz!

[auckie]

When I was little I wanted to be Italian REALLT badly bc I loved the movie cars and specifically had a crush on this fucking THING

Which doesn’t speak English at all, all it’s line are in Italian and it’s name is GUIDO. And everyone knew I was obsessed with Italy in elementary school but they didn’t know why bc I, even as a young autistic child, had the sense to know this was a rightfully so, highly mockable thing. So I would read about cars on IMDB and then one day someone posted a crackfic on the message boards there and it was about this guy getting drunk and beating his wife, and it snapped me out of my fugue long enough to realize how absurd wanting to be Italian was, but then it made me cry really hard and my parents were like ‘hey what the fuck’ and I didn’t have the chutzpah to admit anything so I told them I saw a naked lady online and then they went into the computer and found all the weird south park midi songs I downloaded on lime wire and I thought they were literally going to kill me for about two weeks.

[auckie]

The reason I was downloading South Park episodes and songs on limewire and frostwire was because I was also obsessed with Kenny McCormick and for school we had to make a shitty little website about a world issue, so I found this free platform that doesn’t exist anymore but it was like a horrible little wix site from the mid aughts, and we based my groups theme on global warming. But when we were done with it I repurposed it as a perosnal site and lied about being a voluptuous blonde 19 year old woman who worked at a fictitious restaurant called the lunchbox, and I just wrote about how obsessed I was with Kenny McCormick and my sister found it and was like what the fuck is wrong with you. But she never told my parents. She also found this 80 page story I was writing about buddy the elf and all my weird skater ocs breaking into the moulin rouge, and at one point I was sick of buddy so I had a herd of buffalo trample him in the middle of a city and it was very tragic but jarring and unexpected. And she referenced a part of the story to me and it made me SO fucking paranoid that I wiped our entire, family shared packard bell computer and got in huge fucking trouble for it.

[obscurevideogames]

GADGET (Synergy - PC - 1997)

[cutecipher]

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

[shiftythrifting]

lol

[whereintheworldisauniqueusername]

Never watched a single WayneRadioTV stream in my life. Anytime one of my friends shows a clip from some stream or another, it looks like some variation of this

[johnwicklover1999]

yeah

[heckyeahponyscans]

I dropped by Summer Con this weekend and a very kind vendor let me look at a MIB Pretty Pony (the re-release from around 1984)! Seeing a mint one, she was originally a pastel pink, just like her box shows. But I could already see some patches of yellowing on her rump.

When she yellows, she becomes almost a perfect match for Peachy, so I always assumed it was intentional. But no, it's just age that makes her that color.

[colorful-horses]

Some people interpret “X thing is implied” as “X thing isnt DIRECTLY said, therefore i do not have to see it”

[daftpatience]

wanted to re-tackle that sinkdog thing i drew a bit ago to make a zine out of! here's that <3

there's a free printable (A4) on my Ko-fi ^_^

[sargay]

[oddballkittyclaw]

[midiport]