Everything's Fine. Nothing to see here.

Professional busybody. 

[sirfrogsworth]

*hijinks ensue*

[parentheticalaside]

If Lizzo never does another thing, she gave us “Why men great til they gotta be great” and that’s enough.

[branza]

[catchymemes]

[beautofwomen]

I want this extraness

[shanyphantom]

I’m so glad we got to see the picture afterwards.

[abearfoot-deactivated20190919]

Aww…I love it!

[julierthanyou]

@firelogsandfuel 🤣😭

[perezhilton]

[stupendousmelody]

When you are one with the music

[thirstym8nd]

Luvs it

[rae-redacted]

WHO IS SHE

[guyofyear]

ALONDRA DE LA PARRA

[theunimpairedcondition]

[counterpunches]

#a warning to anyone out there attracted to women#she looks great in a tux

[missmarionmac]

Have some more photos of her in action, because I love her:

And my all-time favorite:

[houseofgriffons]

She looks like she’s casting spells

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

She is

[thedorkofheart]

Chaotic Good Bard. Then again, aren’t all bards chaotic by nature?

[shanapreferspajamas]

Yes.

[julierthanyou]

it’s sweatah weathah

[pressingly]

“You have to get to the point where your mood doesn’t shift based on the insignificant actions of someone else.”

— (via imelanievanessa)

[babyanimalgifs]

These are perfect.

[shanapreferspajamas]

EPIPHANY

I am finally realizing today what it is about a momfriend I have that I don't like. HER PISS POOR ATTITUDE ABOUT EVERYTHING.

I've hung out with her a few times. She has a 4 year old, who is "spirited", and that's been one thing that's kept me from pursuing her more. I just had an interaction with her online that left me feeling discouraged and sad and irritated.

I don't really like her. I need to stop hanging out with people I don't really like!

[chessys]

we all went through something when they played hallelujah in shrek

[fangorgia]

Official petition for John Mulaney to guest on Brooklyn 99 as a cop modeled after JJ Bittenbinder

[drinksomefuckingwater]

Drink Some Fucking Water!

[yupthatexists]

[julierthanyou]

[peachtreekeen]

[colchrishadfield]

‪A joyous Easter Sunday, everyone. ‬

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

That Midwest feel: When the tornado sirens go off and you panic for a second before remembering “Oh, it’s Wednesday”

[thesixthstar]

what does this mean

[rvengefulobster]

It means it’s Wednesday, bro. If a tornado hits on a Wednesday it can’t hurt you. Those are the rules.

[shanapreferspajamas]

Adam is having to tell his friend to not eat all of the brisket because then the rest of us can't have any more.