I Am the Stalk-O-Metre!!!

@shanleighmansonmiw

Anything goes, etc. I know way too much about film, music and random trivia...it amazes me constantly that with all that in my head I can also get in the stuff that matter for my uni degree!!! Subscribe to me! I'll make it worth your while ;) Welcome to Club Dark Stalker...We have jackets! ;D

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hoaxghost

Ever since I learnt bout angel tiers as a kid I always wanted to draw em all but only now did i get around to it-

Wanted to have it where they progressively get more abstract and inhuman the higher the tier goes cause who doesnt love a lil cosmic horror? I also took some liberties with the descriptions of all the angels cause lotta them kind of overlap and sound similar.

Your super power is that you are average, at everything you do.

rameldrive-deactivated20170511

no, no- imagine how amazing this would be! you’re average- but the key here is at EVERYTHING you try and do

try and get the cure to cancer? well, aint a fingers snap and done cure but its a cure. doctors worldwide are astounded

try and learn how to communicate with an alien race? well, youre not fluent but its passing and humanity hasnt even invented deep space flight- you just managed to get their signal and have a chat

want to fly? well- youre a bit wobbly but goddamn its working

being average at everything is amazing bc if we assume anything you try works then eveything is at least working a bit

jewishdragon

Jack of all trades, master of none, better than a master of one

crusty-the-snowman

One of the most relatable parts in the whole ‘Spiderman: Into The Spiderverse’ movie is the very beginning where Miles is singing 'Sunflower,’ and he starts mumbling at That One Part

thepersonalquotes

saltrat88

“You’re not my Dad!”

Hahahahaha

norseminuteman

“I’m in a tank and your not” is probably the best argument ever.

shanleighmansonmiw

😂

pastelhoneyfish

Being a kid is hard

pissvortex

there are a lot of bert and ernie sketches that are just unironically very funny

pissvortex

just-shower-thoughts

You can wake up a dozen times throughout the night, each time feeling refreshed, but once that alarm goes off you feel exhausted every time.

just-shower-thoughts

Death dies when the last living organism does.

turing-tested

god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass

fuzzprobably

the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet

turing-tested

that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises

thegoodvybe

turing-tested

god fuckin nerfed me by giving me depression and the moment my brain starts making dopamine again im going to climb my way to heaven and kick his fuckin ass

fuzzprobably

the chaotic energy in this post is on par with that one dril tweet

turing-tested

that’s because unlike dril i intend to keep my promises

drunkenhills

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck