[highkeygay]

[yui-hirasawa-pregnant-fanfictio]

[duhhvana]

Did he win

[plantigone]

he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit

[homoz]

I hope girls recovering from eating disorders have a good day today

[dinosaursketchbook-deactivated2]

I also hope boys recovering from eating disorders have a good day today

[coolhandofagirl-deactivated2015]

security called me at work today and told me they saw me outside chasing a frog around on the security cameras. i wasnt in trouble they just wanted to let me know they saw me. i didn’t catch him.

[consultinganthropologist]

One time I went to the art museum with my friend and we got into an elevator where there was a very conspicuous camera. My friend looked right into the camera and started salaciously rubbing his shirt over his nipples and giving bedroom eyes to the camera. I smacked him and told him to stop, he was going to get us kicked out. He said “don’t worry, they have a whole museum of fancy art to watch, they’re not watching the elevator cams”.

When we got to the top floor, the elevator doors opened and there was a museum docent standing there like she was just…waiting for us. She said “My friends in security asked me to come up here and tell you that they received your message and they like what you’ve got.” and she just. Walked away. And my friend’s entire body turned red and I haven’t stopped laughing to this day.

[recaption]

[thebestoftumbling]

[foodchewer]

its almost midnight you know what that means..

[merylstreepismymom]

That it’s almost midnight

[foodchewer]

[heyyyybrother]

[pukicho]

You flirt and kiss and for what??? Sex?????! Love?????? Pathetic.

[aphuckingbeesechurger]

To level my charisma stat

[pukicho]

Ah a gamer, you may pass

[coffeeandgrace]

People who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are the kind of people you want to hang onto.

[weloveshortvideos]

Well, that is one way to pass the time during a rain delay

[danthemedicman]

This is the quality content I live for

[onestepbeyondmadness]

[laranoa]

Just drove past some graffiti that said “butter is a milkshake” and honestly, I cant argue with that, but I want to meet the guy who felt strongly enough about it to put on a street sign

[jakegyllenhaal]

self care is unfollowing people who post negative shit about stuff that makes you happy

[alteanlotor]

self care is blocking two thirds of your own fandom

[scum2000]

If someone treats you like you are unimportant, it is a reflection of them and what they value out of relationships. It is not a reflection of you or your worth as person. You don’t have to prove your importance to other people.

[ifitaintbaroque]

do you ever see a post that makes you go “i fucking hate that” and then “better send that to my best friend”

[ohsosharky]

You don’t know me until you stayed up till 4 A.M with me