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hungwy

Why would they order the options this way.

hungwy

Why is every one making fun of my screen shot.

kingpaulie

bonerfart

he’s like this every time we turn the vaccuum cleaner on

typhlonectes

sighinastorm

We owe it to our commitment to the truth, to not interfere in the story. That is the choice. The moment we act, we are involved with creating the story, and as we become a part of it, it becomes partially about us, and the truth then may never be known. Actors cannot be unbiased. Actors become targets. RIP spaghetti belongings.

bbcsherlock

theriu

More evidence that Hollywood has forgotten the best ways to truly be entertaining

soup-enthusiast

ipodlinux

its 2056. you wake up and your clothes jack you off. you go to take a shower (jacks you off) and insert a nutrition tablet in your mouth. it tastes like every dorito flavor at once. you go to your desk, it jacks you off. you lend your brain to main computation core of the Hegemony of Man, while it jacks you off. After 4 hours real time (it feels like you were being jacked off for a year) you go and plug in some entertainment. your brain is hooked up to the computer core, and it jacks you off. you get a notification in your field of vision. its a comm from your best friend, letting you know they are being jacked off. you hit like. its time for exercise, so walk towards the longevity pod where it exercise your body and jacks you off. your heart is full.