The book is lying open

there are tales to be told. (Lea, 28, they/them)

[vryfmi]

post so bad tumblr offers 5 delete buttons and no post button

[id: screenshot of broken tumblr queue footer ui with one reorder button, 5 delete buttons, one edit, and one unreadable button where post button should be./end id]

[lakemojave]

I've seen 3 of the 4 john wick movies and I love how all the dialogue is like. A dude will go like "Is that you John Wick?" And John Wick will go "Yeah..." and the guy will go "You doing some John Wicking tonight?" And John Wick will go "Something Like That..." And the dude will go "Shame it had to be this way" and John Wick will go "I'm Sorry..." and then John Wick caves the dude's head in with a giant wooden mallet. And it rules.

[lakemojave]

The rest of the dialogue is just outtakes from the Vampire the Masquerade player's manual

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!

Do you like it?

YES!!!!!

yes

Eh it's okay

No

NO!!!!!!!

Remaining time: 1 day 13 hours

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[official-lucifers-child]

so make it

Cunt

[fandom-man]

[twiirlotus]

[sealsdaily]

Today's Seal Is: AAOOOOOAAAGHHHHH

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[jellogram]

I should be doing more to appreciate the lack of marvel movies in today's popular culture. I once yearned for marvel movies to have this level of irrelevance. They used to feel almost ozymandian, like an empire that had no beginning and no end. and now tony stark iron man is naught but two vast and trunkless legs of stone.

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[mayasynth]

Everyone Go Read The Murderbot Diaries Right Now

[almondmilkbitch]

superbat is a bad ship name. it should be manman

[schr30der]

new hockey rule i just made up both teams share the same penalty box and they have to put cameras and mics in there

[princecroutons]

👽 visitor from another planet

[thats-a-cat]

that's a cat ✅️

[princecroutons]

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

I'm not sure anymore ... this is really scary ...

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[brawltogethernow]

Do me a favor and blink one eye at a time.

What order did you go in?

left then right

right then left

I couldn't do it. :(

I refuse responsibility for confidently identifying which one is left.

Remaining time: 1 day 2 hours