sharkie

i am literally obsessed with sharks. 19 🫣

[sharkbarkinnit]

💚ABOUT ME💚

Heyo! My name is Sharkie and I use she/they pronouns! I love marine biology!

Im sorta starting out on writing I guess? I have an Ao3 but never update lmao

anywho! I will be taking requests! so feel free to ask for things! I write for most mcyt's so please send some requests!!<3 I also write for Stranger Things, Resi 8, and some other random stuff.

SHOUT OUT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT ME HATE OVER SHARKS &lt;3

Who i will write for here

(0/15) requests [OPEN]

Will do:

One shots

Headcanons

drabbles

Boundaries <3

I don't typically like to write super angsty stuff but I will if i find the prompt interesting!! <3

Will not write about hospitals or anything

Anon List <3:

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Any who thats about it! Stay safe fishies! <3

[ohitssharktime]

Happy spinner shark Sunday!

[segamascott]

[sharkbarkinnit]

I think I almost fell for this...

[sharkbarkinnit]

Guys.

I have a fat fucking crush on my coworker.

Wtf do I do???

HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND!!! OF LIKE 5 YEARS???

CHAT HOW DO I MAKE THIS GO AWAY!!!???

CUZ LIKE HE'S SO SWEET AND HANDSOME AND HAS LITERALLY OFFERED ME A DISTRACTION WHILE I WAS DEALING WITH MY MOM!!! ALSO THE UNNECESSARY PROXIMITY AND REACHING AROUND ME AND BRUSHING OF HANDS!!! CHAT WTF?!? HELP

[asuperconfusedgirl]

how I read the most toe-curling, spine-shattering, nerve-wrecking, nastiest smut ever written in this god forsaken app

[choscookie]

been smiling a little too hard at pics of older men lately

[dinchenix]

BLÅHAJ MY BELOVED💙

[sharks-in-posts]

Shark spotted!

Shark species shown: Blåhaj!

Such a cutie <3

[marisol-000]

INCREDIBLY bold of Jax to claim to be the funny one when this happened in the exact same episode

[devoidmoth]

Abstradegy fans, how we feeling!

[fawfulydoo]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[kaybonbon]

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

[ralfmaximus]

For those who celebrate

[sharkbarkinnit]

LMAOOOO LET THEM FEEL THE MINIMUM WAGE IN THE ECONOMY

yes. i am now making cotl walmart au. my lamb is named Sam.

[jarojam]

sometimes my friends ask my how "Party City is going" or if i've checked in with my "employees" recently and its so funny out of context. My Party City cult <3

[sharkbarkinnit]

I should replay COTL and name my cult Walmart and make them all wear blue vests. Make them feel my pain.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[notgilderoylockhart]

subscribing to a fic isn’t enough I need the author to blast a bat signal into the night sky whenever they update

[stonetheskooks]

[the-actual-ocean]

Thank you, shark. Much obliged, shark.

[themadbiologist]

Ups! Moral obligation reblog bait also sucks and will not appear here unless it’s funny or very heartwarming

[tranboo]

dream is talking moodboard

[jellynotbees]

Cute date idea: beating the hell out of each other 😍