Shark Guardian

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[sharkkguardian]

♡Sharkkguardian masterlist♡

(Gonna remake this probably)

Sanji:

Imagine #1

Koby:

Imagine #1

[tibby]

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

[blackphoenixincorporated]

Tubi is where I found this gem:

[mornington-the-crescent]

[rabbitindisguise]

wait this wasn’t a “poob has it for you” bit?

[notbopper]

tubi doesnt have what youre looking for but it does have a lot of things you would never have thought to

[sharkkguardian]

[mugiwara-shuenobi]

[sharkkguardian]

𝚅𝙾𝚃𝙴 𝙲𝙷𝙰𝚁𝙼𝙼𝚈 𝙺𝙸𝚃𝚃𝚈 𝟸𝟶𝟸𝟻!

[pvhkouta]

felt sick today so i projected my suffering onto this yellow fuck

[sharkkguardian]

Bro definitely had big balls and a big ass Schlong

[victoria-pedretti]

...the Gunpowder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason why the Gunpowder Treason should ever be forgot. V FOR VENDETTA 2005 — dir. James McTeigue

[sharkkguardian]

My birth

[anemptypuddingcup]

Werewolf Law?🐺⚖️

Gotcha lovie! This was requested twice so I’m gonna answer it!

Werewolf Law!🎃

Law’s tail wags in delight as his tongue lapped at your cheek, his teeth biting at the softness of your skin while you moan out shakily against him. His cock was stuffed deep inside of your pussy, his hands holding your hips as they guided your body up and down on his thick length.

His nails clawed at your hips as he fell rough with you, his hips unconsciously thrusting up into yours while you whined out and threw your head back against his shoulder. He chuckles as he hissed out in pleasure, his cock twitching within your velvety walls as his tail wags even more.

“You feel s’fuckin’ good don’t you?~ Your pussy’s so tight around my dick.” He huffs out, his hands moving your hips up and down on his cock a bit faster than before. You gasp out loudly as you shut your eyes in ecstasy, his cock smooching your sweetened spot repeatedly with his hard thrusts.

“Oh God~ F-Fuck Traffy!~” You gasp out angelically, your hips now moving with his hands and allowing you to bounce on his cock. Law groans out and throws his head back as his hands gripped your hips so tightly, a low growl spilling past his lips as he suddenly felt the need to cum deep inside of your pussy and breed you.

Law pulls you down against his body, your back resting against his chest as you watched him lift one of your legs up. “Need to…Need to knot you baby~” He huff out shakily, his body rolling you over onto your side while he kept your leg lifted up. You gasp out shakily in excitement and look back into his eyes, your eyes half-lidded and filled with lust as you pleaded for him to continue.

“Please Traffy…Knock me up~ Make me a mommy~”

Law eyes widens and his lips curls up into a wide grin while he growls at your words.

“Fuck, m’gonna fuckin’ impregnate you. I’m gonna knock you all the way up.”

[sharkkguardian]

🗣🗣

[sharkkguardian]

I love Dom!Sanji

Imagine Sanji fucking you, and getting angry as you beg for him and goes "stop begging, I'll give you what you want" and then just shoves his fingers in your mouth to shut you up

[hazard-symbols-that-fuck-hard]

please send pics of the coolest, weirdest robots and computers that you know of

[sharkkguardian]

[cillianwilder-deactivated202408]

[piratehunted]

[scramratz]

Definite banners and possible bumper stickers for the shop

[sakura-rose12]

Gotta cover all those sharp edges.

[forthefuns]

follow forthefuns for more funny stuff

[invenblocker]

Your honor! Please direct your attention towards the manga.

As you can see there are small pieces of paper sticking out of every volume.

But no such paper is sticking out of the Batman comic.

The reason? The Batman book doesn’t belong to the library. The photographer put it there to take a picture.

[minipupball]

Once again making hasty assumptions, Wright?

First of all, I’d like to direct the court’s attention to this particular spot, in the top right-hand corner.

Notice how the words are blocking the top of the Batman book.

With this in mind, how can you claim that there is “no such paper sticking out of the Batman comic”?!

[invenblocker]

Say whaaaat?

Well uhm

Look at the size of the paper pieces, they’re all sticking pretty far out.

If there was paper in the batman comic, it would be big enough to stick up over the text.

And while gravity does exist, it probably won’t make the paper do a 90 degree turn and just lean horisontally left at the middle.

[minipupball]

Still grasping for straws, Wright?

Hypothetically, if there were a paper there, this picture would not be able to prove its presence. I’ve taken the liberty of drawing a diagram to illustrate my point. We are faced with three possibilities. It is possible that (1) the paper was simply tucked in deeper than the others.

Paper is a soft material, Wright. It’s not unreasonable for it to do a (2) 90 degree turn. 

Or perhaps, (3) a paper does not exist there at all. 

Either way, you cannot prove your client innocent without sufficient evidence.  

Which, of course, is impossible thanks to the obtrusive words.

[invenblocker]

I’m sorry Edgeworth.

I concede that I can’t disprove theory 1

But the image you submited for theory 2 is contradictory.

Look at the tilt of the other papers. They clearly prove how much the paper would tilt.

And theory 3 is my point! Why would the library’s book not have this piece of paper when the other library books do?

While you still have thory 1, there is another contradiction.

The books are not in alphabetical order, this proves that the batman comic was placed there specifically for the picture!

[minipupball]

Ack.

(Perhaps I should’ve left the artistry to the forensic artist…)

Now hold it right there! It doesn’t matter which direction the paper is going because it’s impossible to prove it even exists!

Those theories are all the same! We do not have enough information to prove them. There could be an infinite amount of papers in there for all we know. I simply presented them only so that the court could better understand your baseless conjecture!

… I suppose the order of the books do seem out of the ordinary. However, therein lies not just one possibility. Clearly, those are Japanese graphic novels, also known as “manga”. And the Batman comic book is a graphic novel, too, no?

Seeing as it currently has only graphic novels in the shelf, it is possible that any other novels have simply not yet been restocked. Asserting whether or not this effect was deliberate is useless– there is no way of knowing if the photographer and the captioner are the same person, let alone their involvement in this picture.

Face it Wright, you can’t prove any of these groundless accusations!

[randomthingieshere]

Did everyone just ignore the library sticker?

[dracophile]

[sp00kybitme]

D E AD

[ultimate-reserve-hope]

I will reblog this any time i see it on my dash

[slime-lilly-deactivated20220926]

Absolutely fucking D E S T R O Y E D

[zaunites-finest]

This is the strongest Tumblr post I’ve ever witnessed.

[fishhater-ieatthem]

This was recommended and as a super logical person I can see why

[makishimuu]

I’ve been looking for this for ages!!

[legendary-posts-collection]

Apparently legendary.

[mx-yip-yip-hooary]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[arguablysomaya]

fucking hell

[sumonesreprieve]

so.. CAN SOMEONE MAKE HELMEPPO FANFICS?? HES SO UNDERRATED AND I LOVE HIM SM. I ACTUALLY DONT CARE IF ITS THE LIVE ACTION ONE HES HOT TOO 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[sharkkguardian]

🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[allons-ynumberten-deactivated20]

*tour guide voice*

and here on the left ladies and gentlemen, you see one of the posts before everyone went batshit crazy

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[peachdoxie]

Everyone here is dead.

[memesnotwelcome]