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Volta - ♊︎ - he/him - gay - married - thresher shark DJ + Drummer + Kindergarten Teacher + Dumbass

[andrew-garfielld]

CHAPPELL ROAN accepts the Best New Artist award onstage during the 67th Annual GRAMMY Awards (Feb 2, 2025)

[sharks-should-vote]

They need to invent a new term that means "Wife Guy" but for when your wife is a cis male twink.

[sharks-should-vote]

Oh yea I have a theme now

[catsonsynthesizersinspace]

[sharks-should-vote]

When my brothers and I all want the last chocolate.

[lateasalways]

Some of my favorite moments of Elton John in concert

Hammersmith (1982), Wembley (1984), Stockholm (1971), Sydney (1986), Sydney (1984), Central Park (1980)

[gentlesharks]

Baby Blacktip Reef shark!

[autistic-dumbass]

One day that tiny baby will be a big shark able to rip people to shreds

[gentlesharks]

most blacktip reef sharks are no more than 5.5ft long when mature. not only that, blacktip reef sharks are timid and shy, with no fatal human attacks documented. don’t comment stuff like this on my posts, save it for another post and stay off mine. thanks

[fluffysheeps]

Whalermelon sharks 🍉🦈

[sexygaywizard]

Been a while since I posted any outfits or selfies + anyways if you haven't seen something cute today you're welcommme

[sharks-should-vote]

Miserable cunt. I hope they eat fucking glass and die a horrible, painful death.

[discommunicator]

Monk Susie

See also: Kris(Warlock), Ralsei(Fighter), Noelle(Paladin)

[unique-opportunity]

[sirompp]

[andiaquarium-moved]

are you seeing this shit

[icedefloweringtornado]

Tumblr the Adolf Hitler figure at least used to have other things with it. What the fuck.

[sharks-should-vote]

Oh! Fucking yikes!

[onlypositivememes]

Mendel’s law of inheritance.

[indigobluerose]

Disney movie cat family

[devon-aoki]

[sindri42]

Remember when there was this whole big controversy about a figurine of Quiet being sold where the boobs were a different, softer kind of plastic so they could be squeezed and then everything suddenly went silent when somebody pointed out that the Snake figure from the same line had a soft, squeezable ass?

Point is I love Metal Gear.

[bad-moodboard]