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I think it would be really funny if Clark's parents in the dcu were just doomsday preppers or something lol

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Sort of a continuation of that stupid joke about terminally offline Clark

Supergirl Spoilers!

Ok I watched it, it was fine, nowhere near as good as Superman unfortunately. Not what I want to focus on. Theres a line in this movie that led me and my friends to lose our minds analyzing on the way home. During the flashback sequence for Kara's parents, her mother looks at Clark's escape pod as it launches and says something close to "Thats Kal-El, the baby your brother has deemed a conqueror". She says it in a tone that indicates she thinks its ridiculous. Then, when Kara is being loaded into her escape pod her father tells her that "You will have great power, and you must use it to protect those who cannot protect themselves ".

This has led me to believe that Krypton in this world wasn't a monoculture of conquerors, and instead Jor-El and Lara Lor-Van are just fucking crazy. They're space MAGA. Everyone else thinks their plan to send a baby to conquer a planet is just as crazy as we do. We were crying laughing on the way home because of this. Its literally that one post from last year about "Your parents were just weird dude". Jor-El was Kara's wierd racist uncle who rambles about Kryptonian supremacy. Its so fucking funny.

#supergirl #dcu #supergirl spoilers #supergirl 2026 #what the fuck #superman 2025 #jor el #kara zor el

Watching old shows from the 70s, 80s and 90s is hilarious because even the poorest motherfucker in town had a house. It might have been just one room or broken down, but they still had it. Sitcom families who were "barely scraping by" lived in small 1 story bungalows. Then in the late 90s into the 2000s the idea of the shitty studio apartment rental gets more common until even that seems ok by modern standards. There's a broken down 2 story house near me that just sold for $500,000. It has like 100 feet of backyard and is surrounded by other shitty houses on a dead end dirt road that they city doesn't maintain at all. Last year there was a water main break that caused a sinkhole in the middle of the road, and they city just fixed the pipe and left the hole. The people living there had to crowdfund to pay for the dirt to fill it back in and flatten the road. Half a million dollars for that fucking house. I can't even write a joke about that.

#housing #housing crisis #sitcom #what the fuck

I fucking love eating, and I ain't talking about food

#taste like pennies #and brother I love money

ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THEY FUCKING SURF DRACULA'D THE LANTERNS SHOW???

#green lantern #lanterns #dcu #hal jordan #jon stewart

"Girl math" "Girl Dinner" "Pink Job" "Being good at the Blue store so he'll buy me something at the Pink store"

What if I just started blowing you people up?

#girl math #girl dinner #feminism #what the fuck

I miss the murder hornets honestly

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Courier 6 dunking on Legate Lanius

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How it feels to do my 15th New Vegas playthrough where I help the NCR, wear NCR Ranger armor, and use the Ranger Sequoia as my main weapon while annihilating any Legion scum I come across:

*Tosses this image into a room of Queer Tumblr High Schoolers like its a tear gas grenade*

#what the fuck

Ok so like a month ago I made this meme and posted it to reddit bc y'know haha and all.

Apparently it got more popular than I thought bc I saw it get reposted to a couple places, and then I saw it on Tumblr like 5 times. And then I just got fucking jumpscared by this on TikTok