🤗

[everythingfox]

Really enjoying the scritches

[icarus-suraki]

[therdadeter]

Call me Joey Gladstone the way I’m glad to be stoned

[valeron99]

Who am I now?

[bucketofcrows]

first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms

[bucketofcrows]

fourth base is talking about your feelings

[filialdisciple]

avatar: the last airbender premiered 20 years ago!!

[michaelmilkers]

i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

[not-wizard-council-aristocrat]

@yourlocalbreadenthusiast

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

The sacred video

[spinkwagoba-deactivated20230515]

i need to get addicted to completing tasks

[silverfoxjumps8]

kristen stewart

[miamarie1960]

Ali in green at EASportfc

[vengesim]

Based on this tweet

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[wordscanbeenough]

Nicole Krauss, The History of Love

[catchymemes]

[obsessingoverl]

@bay7let

[batshit-auspol]

So Australia has a yearly tradition going back over 20 years, that every Australia Day we all gather round our screens to watch an ad for a certain product. It's so ingrained in our consciousness that the ads don't even really relate to what they're supposed to sell anymore, we all just know.

This year the ad broke containment, and non-Australians are having their brains melted by this bizarre tradition, so international followers, lets see if you can work out what this is trying to sell before the last few seconds.

[poetry-protest-pornography]

This ad is actually brilliant for all that is also bonkers.

Also, I have had that trophy conversation IRL

[reallyndacarter]

Me and "The Fonz" at premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[shoolis]

*stays crunchy in milk*

[shadgandel]

impressive

[shoolis]

You ain’t seen nothing yet *makes your milk into chocolate milk*

[shadgandel]

Get out of here!

[shoolis]

I’m not done yet! *Is part of a complete breakfast*

[shadgandel]

This can’t be…!!

[images-that-are-only-blessed]

[phillipfancypants]

Also: while we’re doing checkpoints, make sure you’re on WiFi and not data

[cantsleeplogan-deactivated20200]

And unclench your jaw

[my-writer-jus-hates-the-clock]

If you need to use the bathroom you have to do that now

[immrbrightsideeee]

Please get that drink of water and remember your meds

[luxwing]

If you can’t remember the last time you showered/brushed your teeth here’s your sign to try and do those today

[toomanyfandoms2name]

Set an alarm for tomorrow if you need to!

[2spirit-1spoon]

don’t forget the laundry in your drier