Im Not A Pirate Im An Idiot

32, Black, Queer, She/Her. @ofmdarchive librarian. Fandoms: Dan and Phil. OFMD, Supergiant Games Hades, Patrochilles, Marvel.

[sconesfortea]

I really enjoy when Dan fishes for a compliment and then manoeuvres into his "ready to receive flattery" position

[sharktoothohahah]

I had a dream that Hank and John interview Dan and Phil then I woke up to go watch the interview and now I’m just super confused as to why that’s not a thing that exists????? Like I know John and Dan did that interview about their books but this dream was so vivid I swear it was a memory.

[sleepyslag]

phil trying to figure out whether or not his commitmentphobe partner is dropping hints he wants him to propose

[phulge]

how it feels having to go to a normie ass job when dan and phil just came out as a couple of 16 years

[christinafaaaye]

every time a phannie mentions they were a tiny child or were in middle school when they started watch dan and phil, my 32 year old ass gains another wrinkle

[dnpstardust]

The stream out of context

[tetrapaec]

Catching up on Dan and Phil felt like a full time job today... Fucking Hell...

Hours of content dropped so close together.

[lonelyroommp3]

tell you what though it’s really really enjoyable when you feel your brain slipping towards increasingly detached fanonbrain interpretations of a character (because as much as i bitch about it i think we’re all susceptible to forgetting from time to time that the version of our blorbo who lives in our heads is filtered through layers of personal analysis and projection and sanding over certain fragments of personality for the sake of a gag or a good old fashioned whump rp) and you go back to the source material and you’re like ah!! THAT’S what my precious little guy is actually like!! it’s such a ludicrously satisfying and reinvigorating feeling. it’s like getting new glasses. replacing the broken screen protector on your phone. waking up after a cold and your nose is unblocked for the first time in a week. when you’ve done laundry and you put on your a list outfit for the first time in a hot minute. refamiliarising yourself with source material is a PLEASURE it’s like doing a factory reset on your blorbo thoughts and if you commit yourself to permanent and remorseless fanon brain you are missing out on a supreme brain-itching joy

[royalhans]

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— Mary Kate Teske

[thememedaddy]

[pocketss]

laurie 😔

[daily-spooky]

EVERYONE gets candy if they made the effort to show up. Everyone.

[foolish-ghoul]

Everybody gets candy during Halloween. Trick or treating is for everybody.

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[thememedaddy]

[greelin]

it’s that strange bisexual man again

[nuka-rockit]

[mctreeleth]

I mean, I think we can at the very least rule out Misha Collins.

[catchymemes]