bitches be shoppin

hi i’m bus

[magiashley]

What Pixar Studios DOESN’T Want You To Know About Toy Story!

[kaijuerotica]

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

[gaitiem]

[stumbling-buzz]

[humphul-deactivated20241215]

funny story i know this guy who at the adventurous age of 12 and fruitfully in more ways than one tried sucking his own dick until he at a terminal moment got a sudden sharp and excruciating pain in his back that caused him to flop violently horizontal on his bed and conclude that he couldn't move. he then spent the next half an hour crying about his impending lifetime of quadraplegia and trying to concoct a plausible story for how he broke his back naked in bed and covered in cum. then i calmed down and realized i could in fact move

[humphul-deactivated20241215]

i mean he

[another-one-bites-the-chipaguasu]

[misophonie]

god with me on a random night in 8th grade

[100percentkansasbeef]

Visit Original Link

[medievaljournalist]

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

[escuerzoresucitado]

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

"Summon ketamine ape is a banned spell" fuck it fine whatever, I summon a normal gorilla. I summon some ketamine.

[grimoiremanifest]

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

been thinking about this post all day

[patientno7]

my humor 2016

[patientno7]

10 years

[hotvampireadjacent]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[dogpuppy]

[kosmogrl]

[young-replica]

[fairycosmos]

pingu is so ugly tho

you're a broken person for real

[rocketbirdie]

easy. lmao