Do you believe in Vampires ?

MotivationalVamp that's me. If your into Dracula, Vampires,Horror,or just needing a good scare, laugh or a little motivation to get through your night.. Well, I'm just the bitch you've been lO_Oking for.

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Dear Yahoo, 

   Please see above photo, that’s right.. fuck you !

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Dude was spooky fun. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Carradine

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(via File Photo)

[mudwerks]

WTF are those obelisks on the right?…

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Tasty obelisk fries..

[memewhore]

“It’s digestible” has got to be the laziest goal I’ve ever seen achieved by a food product.

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“It’s digestible”

[rhea314]

“It’s digestible” is pertinent!! Okay, for those of you who haven’t researched Crisco for writing fic about gay sex in the mid-late 60s:

The first-edition of The Joy of Gay Sex, published in 1977, declared, “Vegetable shortening may be the best lubricant, since it is not only greasy but also digestible”[4] Such a statement perhaps gives new meaning to the companies boastful declarations that “Its digestible” and “Crisco has been making life in the kitchen more delicious for years.”  Similarly, in the 1978 sex manual The Advocate Guide to Gay Health, Crisco even earned an entry in the book’s index.  Discussions of the shortening’s use as an anal lubricant indicate its popularity, with statements such as: “The lubricant, typically the cultic Crisco, must be copious.”[5]  In fact, Crisco was so synonomus with gay sex that discos and bars around the world took on the name, such as Crisco Disco in New York City, which was one of the premiere clubs during the 1970s and early 1980s.  Other clubs or bathhouses, such as Club Z in Seattle, even featured murals with Crisco.  Thus, Crisco was conversely also one of many things that led to the formation of gay identities during the 20th century.

from this essay: http://www.columbia.edu/~sf2220/TT2007/web-content/Pages/drew2.html

The more you know! :D

[nianeyna]

I have learned a new thing today.

[soupwife]

Love this post for so many reasons but most especially because this is from all the way back in 2012 and and yet not a single blog in this thread is deactivated

[nianeyna]

I enjoy that not only does this have a link to an actual source, but the link still fucking works.

[dancinbutterfly]

but @rhea314 you didnt include a picture of the crisco disco! AND MY GOD THE DJ BOOTH WAS A GIANT CRISCO CAN!

Go dance and get fisted. Fucking iconic.

[mr-elementle]

Love the gay history, but i just wanna correct that the “it’s digestible” in the gay stuff was a reference to crisco’s tagline it had been using since 1911, the actual meaning of its digestible is because it’s main competition came from “enhanced” lards which were rendered pig fat mixed with non food thickeners that literally did not digest and caused people to basically just shit out pig cream, since crisco was veggie based the body digested it along with the food

[papapastoral]

And in case you were still wondering, @mudwerks.. Tuna Croquettes

[elf7knight]

This post is the opposite of net zero information. Not only did I learn several new facts about gay history but also we rounded our way back to the original question of the tag line and the mini obelisks.

It’s a net profit of information. 12/10 post

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A vampire's potion❤️🦇- first entry in the fantasy prop series

[motivationalvamp]

Cheers ! 

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Cutie-pie of the sea (x)

*Update: this is not a real octopus but a spy bot for research. In a BBC vid(here), the spy bot helps an octopus to protect itself from sharks.

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Sam Raimi as Randy in INTRUDER (1989) dir. Scott Spiegel

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Suddenly, Randy realized he should never try fishing with the big hooks again, 

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What Type Of Fuckery Is THIS !?

I hadn't been on Tumblr in apparently too long ! WHY does my blog seem as if it has been raped by Facebook !? If I wanted this type of layout and crap wouldn't I be on Facebook instead ? :( Where in the hell are my followers and who I am following !? I can't find them anywhere ! I FUCKING HATE THIS ! :(

[motivationalvamp]

Gene Simmons talks honoring veterans, donning drag for lost cult flick, and why he'll always 'totally support anybody who wants to be unique'

"I’m a big fan of anybody who wants to stand up and say, 'I'm unique, I'm not like everybody else, and you can't judge me,'" says Simmons, whose cult movie character was inspired by trans punk star Jayne County.

Love me some KISS but sorry Gene, I just watched the movie “Never To Young To DIe” - 1986 and Tim Curry still has nothing to worry about. And Linda Carter, Cher should have looked you up and beat that ass ! WTF. LMFAO 

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Nightmare Theatre

Tonight on Nightmare Theatre , The Baron Mondo Von Doren (Mike Ensley), is a minor demon assigned to inflict misery upon mankind by way of bad movies. With his sidekicks—the masked wrestler El Sapo de Tempesto (Chip Chism) and pet werewolf Mittens (Lemmie Crews) will be showing . . .Night Fright a 1967 American science-fiction horror film directed by James A. Sullivan that was shot near Dallas, Texas.

In the early 1980s, the film was re-titled in the United Kingdom for VHS release as E.T.N.: The Extraterrestrial Nastie, E.T.N.: The Extraterrestrial Nasty, The Extraterrestrial Nastie and The Extraterrestrial Nasty .

As part of NASA experiment Operation Noah's Ark, several animals are sent into space in a rocket, circling the moon and returning to Earth in order to test the effects of space on them.

Unfortunately, radiation interferes with the rocket's operation, mutates the animals and causes the rocket to crash land near Satan's Hollow, Texas. Locals think the crashing rocket is a UFO.

The Texas community is soon beset by a rash of mysterious killings, including of students from the local college who wanted to throw a party at the spaceship crash site.

When Sheriff Clint Crawford (John Agar) investigates the deaths he discovers the startling identity of the killer, an alligator mutated into an ogre-like creature. After the death of one of Crawford's deputies, Crawford learns that the monster is bullet-proof and all but unstoppable.

Scientist Professor Alan Clayton (Roger Ready) is called in to assist law enforcement and the mutant is eventually killed by luring it into a dynamite trap.

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Tonight On Svengoolie !

Tonight on MeTV (Svengoolie) Abbott and Costello Meet Frankenstein  a 1948 American horror comedy film directed by Charles Barton. The film features Count Dracula (Bela Lugosi) who has become partners with Dr. Sandra Mornay (Lenore Aubert), as Dracula requires a "simple, pliable" brain to reactivate Frankenstein's monster (Glenn Strange). Dracula discovers that the "ideal" brain belongs to Wilbur Grey (Lou Costello) who is wooed by Mornay to the operating table, despite the warnings of Lawrence Talbot (Lon Chaney Jr.).

The film was developed and began being made against the wishes of Abbott and Costello, with Costello specifically not liking the script. The film was made under difficulty according to director Barton who found Abbott and Costello often absent or not working on the set. On the film's release, it was one of Universal-Internationals' biggest films of the year and led to several follow-up films involving Abbott and Costello meeting other horror film actors and creatures. The film was well received by trade papers and West Coast American critics on its release but received poor reviews in New York. In 2001, the United States Library of Congress deemed this film "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant" and selected it for preservation in the National Film Registry and later placed in at number 56 on the list of the American Film Institute's "100 Funniest American Movies".

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[motivationalvamp]

Here it is Halloween and we dressed as slogans for mens underwear. :( 

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The Thing Directed by John Carpenter (1982)

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The Itsy Bitsy Spider ... hey, wait a minute 

[thewintersoldier]

31 DAYS OF HALLOWEEN ↳ DAY #25: ELVIRA: MISTRESS OF THE DARK (1988) • dir. James Signorelli

“And if they ever ask about me, tell them I was more than just a great set of boobs. I was also an incredible pair of legs. And tell them… tell them that I never turned down a friend. I never turned down a stranger for that matter.”

[motivationalvamp]

Love Love Love YOU Elvira ! Cassandra Peterson