Post-Traumatic Stressed Bitch

(daddy issues, inability to trust men and commit to anything ever, general trauma, blaming shit on the horoscope)

[lonelykamui]

[redditfront]

[slightmood]

no offense but I’ve been learning how to have fun in dumb circumstances

[slightmood]

I was showering during the storm tonight and the light started flickering violently so I peeked out from the curtain and looked at my cat sitting on the counter and said to her “mrs obama it’s been an honor” and then the power went out

[killue]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

where’s the pic of that guy’s tinder bio where he says something along the lines of “well i’m a fat fuck with a big truck. welcome to the shitshow.”

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

thanks. this is literally the best tinder bio ever

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

It’s 2:30 AM and I’m in the men’s bathroom and someone was in another stall and I starting blaring the Thomas The Tank Engine theme and I literally heard them stop peeing out of fear

[cursedcatpictures]

ritual

[personalmoshiakh]

OP, change your url

[yekkes]

Girls night

[shartypanty]

universal sense of humor includes drawings of dogs peeing with no expression on their face

[notlostonanadventure]

DRAG RACE: The Judges

[purecamp]

RuPaul: And now, it’s time for the judge’s critiques!

Michelle Visage: You know that one thing that makes you superbly unique as a performer? Stop doing it, RIGHT NOW.

Ross Matthews: Have we mentioned how FAT and GAY I am yet?

RuPaul: *cackles*

Ross Matthews: Also I disagree with Michelle on principle.

Michelle: *stank face*

Carson Kressley: Well, here’s my two cents that could help- Oh wait, you talked back? Oh, nevermind.

Todrick Hall: I’m also on this show-

RuPaul: Michelle’s old and stupid!

Michelle: *HARD CACKLE*

RuPaul: Silence! Bring back my girls.

[meanplastic]

VOICE OF OUR GENERATION

[probiotics]

[unclefather]

It’s not our business

[catchymemes]

Those are some damn cleaned glass doors

[imonlyadumpling]

Wholesome prank

[jame7t]

*teleports behind you but I’m facing the wrong way*

[rosasanctus]

Them: What do you remember about Middle School?

Me:

[dykejindosh]

[shartypanty]

whats the gender neutral form of daddy

[shartypanty]

why do The Straights assume that The Gays have everything figured out

[shartypanty]

i was called into a meeting in my school and i was sitting there shitting myself scared bc im failing school and apparently the school decided to start a “gay-straight alliance relationship” whatever that means 

and they could have aske d anyone

there soo many people

who are organize 

and BE KNOWING

but they aSK ME

IM GAY AND STUPID AND SCARED ASGFIUSHCUIFHEUF