the princess bride; starter sentences.
❛ Hello. My name is _____. You killed my father. Prepare to die. ❜
❛ Life is pain, _____. Anyone who says differently is selling something. ❜
❛ You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. ❜
❛ Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has. ❜
❛ Get used to disappointment. ❜
❛ I’ll explain and I’ll use small words so that you’ll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon. ❜
❛ That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me. ❜
❛ The battle of wits has begun. ❜
❛ Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. ❜
❛ You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well, I accept. ❜
❛ Is very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it’s over, I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life. ❜
❛ Have you ever considered piracy? ❜
❛ Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder today. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam… ❜
❛ I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains. ❜
❛ Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning. ❜
❛ Hear this now: I will always come for you. ❜
❛ This is true love - you think this happens every day? ❜
❛ That does put a damper on our relationship. ❜
❛ We’ll never succeed. We may as well die here. ❜
❛ I do not mean to pry, but you don’t by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand? ❜
❛ Do you always begin conversations this way? ❜
❛ I would sooner destroy a stained glass window than an artist like yourself. ❜
❛ Please understand I hold you in the highest respect. ❜
❛ You’ve done nothing but study swordplay? ❜
❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to kill you. ❜
❛ You seem a decent fellow… I hate to die. ❜
❛ Well, I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely. ❜
❛ Go through his clothes and look for loose change. ❜
❛ Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. ❜
❛ You can die slowly, cut into a thousand pieces. ❜
❛ You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. ❜
❛ I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women. ❜
❛ There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours. ❜
❛ I’m not a witch, I’m your wife. But after what you just said, I’m not even sure I want to be that any more. ❜
❛ Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what? ❜
❛ When I was your age, television was called books. ❜
❛ Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming. ❜
❛ You mean, you’ll put down your rock and I’ll put down my sword, and we’ll try and kill each other like civilized people? ❜
❛ Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? ❜
❛ Oh no, it’s just that they’re terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future. ❜
❛ For the last time, surrender! ❜
❛ You’re trying to kidnap what I’ve rightfully stolen. ❜
❛ I challenge you to a battle of wits. ❜
❛ Beautiful isn’t it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. ❜
❛ Look, I don’t mean to be rude but this is not as easy as it looks, so I’d appreciate it if you wouldn’t distract me. ❜
❛ There will be blood tonight! ❜
❛ Is this a kissing book? ❜
❛ That’s a miracle pill? ❜
❛ The chocolate coating makes it go down easier. ❜
❛ Please consider me as an alternative to suicide. ❜
❛ They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts? ❜
❛ You’ve got an overdeveloped sense of vengeance. It’s going to get you into trouble one of these days. ❜
❛ I suppose you think you’re brave, don’t you? ❜
❛ I will never love again. ❜
❛ You be careful. People in masks cannot be trusted. ❜
❛ While you’re at it, why don’t you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? ❜
❛ I can cope with torture. ❜
❛ Am I going mad, or did the word “think” escape your lips? ❜
❛ Australia is entirely peopled with criminals! ❜
❛ Frankly, I think the odds are slightly in your favor at hand fighting. ❜
❛ Anybody want a peanut? ❜
❛ Do you hear that? That is the sound of ultimate suffering. ❜
❛ Where I come from, there are penalties when a woman lies. ❜
❛ Yes, you’re very smart. Shut up. ❜
❛ That doesn’t leave much time for dilly-dallying. ❜
❛ You’re trying to trick me into giving away something. It won’t work. ❜
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