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Hey I'm Curtis (any pronouns), 25. This blog is just a mashup of whatever. Every once in a while I will probably spam reblog about my most recent obsession. Most of my posts are queued. I follow from @sewandstudy AO3: @NerdTheBird

[shattering-the-mirror]

Pinned post

Since I post a lot of fandom content, I wanted to pin a post at the top of my page about spoiler tags.

Everything I post or reblog is tagged with the source material. If the title is two words or less, I will typically write out the full title (ex. #miraculous ladybug). If the title is three words or more, I will typically write the most common abbreviation (ex. #tadc).

When a new episode or movie is released, I will tag it with both the source material and a spoiler tag (ex. #tadc spoilers) for a week after release. In some circumstances, I may continue to tag it for longer, but this is up to my own discretion.

For shows where an episode is released for some people at one date and different people at a later date, my tagging varies depending on the show. Current relevant ones will be listed below:

The Amazing Digital Circus episode 9 content will be tagged with "#tadc spoilers" beginning when it is released in theaters and ending a week after it is released on youtube. This means it will be tagged as a spoiler for 3 weeks.

I will update with information about Helluva Boss tagging for prime/youtube viewers when we learn more about season 3's release schedule.

[hotvampireadjacent]

[catcrumb]

[konohahater]

car is a sentient beast that eats dollars and can tell when you have money in your bank account

[konohahater]

🎯

[hiveswap]

Horses are also expensive horses that love to die aren't they

[important-animal-images]

@important-animal-images

[tinsnip]

Pokémon evolutions

[ankle-beez]

Normally I don't give a crap about the Descendants franchise, but the newest movie will have a kid that's the son of Luisa Madrigal, and I'm just surprised such a modern Disney movie is represented here

wait what

[ankle-beez]

HUH?????

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

funniest part of this to me is that as far as we're aware, specific powers aren't inherited in encanto. so like. casita really just gave up on this one. girl said "fuck it idk. strength again. you clearly didn't care enough to give him a unique name so i dont need to care on the powers. fuck off"

[brwolf1995]

[ankle-beez]

[ID: a series of tags by @pwojo97:

#there's no real gentle way to ask this but um...

#who did luisa fuck?]

[t0ast-ghost]

Can’t explain it but they’re really cunty in this photo

[vulcussy]

Art grad student answer: it's the contrapposto.

This is a counterbalanced pose where the weight is rested on one leg and the hips and shoulders are tilted in opposite directions. It emphasizes the curves of the body.

[lord-valery-mimes]

Cuntrapposto.

[katelyn-danger]

Cuntrapusso

[internetgreatesthits]

[mono-red-menace]

[unknown-but-existing]

i feel like this is more funny

[bogleech]

Does tumblr know about that Papa Johns sauce bottle pissing everyone off on all the other social media?

Its for a good reason but it's kind of also undeniably funny. It really looks like that.

[impossiblepackage]

there’s no way that can be legal

[arowitharrows]

I fully support Pluto as an aro symbol (x) but as a space scientist I cannot support any arguments that claim it's because Pluto should be a planet. The true reason Pluto is an aro symbol is precisely because people tie the amount of love and care this wonderful celestial body receives to which label it has. Just because a relationship with someone is not labeled as romantic should not mean that this relationship has to be treated as less worthy of time and care and effort. Just because Pluto is not labeled as a planet does not mean it is less worthy of our time and care and effort.

Here is another reason Pluto is aro: Pluto has a heart shaped region called the Tombaugh region:

[ID: an image of Pluto and it's heart shaped Tombaugh region, with the moon Charon in the background. End ID]

Now, Pluto and it's moon Charon are tidally locked, meaning they always face each other with the same hemisphere. Pluto's heart is always facing away from Charon. Some articles have phrased this as being tragically romantic, but I disagree! Here are two celestial objects orbiting each other for billions of years, and they are doing this while Pluto keeps it's heart hidden. Because in this case, love is not part of the equation that makes up their bond, romance does not play a part in their gravitational pull towards each other. That's aro as fuck, in my humble opinion.

[arowitharrows]

In conclusion:

[ID: the dwarf planet Pluto in front of the aromantic flag. End ID]

[spookyboywhump]

Guy who never feels like his problems are “bad enough” to be taken seriously: what if I hurt the character so horrifically that everyone around them could not possibly deny the severity of their pain even if the character themself tries to downplay it.

[letatlin]

one american thing that confuses me are college application letters. why do you need to write yourself a tragic backstory to go to university, don't you have standardized exams? who's reading through all these bad high schooler essays?

[letatlin]

as opposed to someone's essay they wrote when they were 16, which is a permanent immutable window to their soul,

[evelyn-likes-robots]

It's a humiliation ritual, like everything else.

[theonewhopoops]

Exactly. "Convince me you deserve this more than the guy next to you."

[the-haiku-bot]

Exactly. “Convince

me you deserve this more than

the guy next to you.”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[kazumi404]

S Line

[edgebug]

my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it's fine. dad doesn't scroll my blog or anything, though--he's usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim--so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre

damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks "tamatoa and heihei?!" and he always acts bitterly disappointed

no, dad. i'm not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you've been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it's a running gag, of course, but--why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!

[edgebug]

I have decided to make my dad's vision a reality

[edgebug]

behold

[edgebug]

happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt

[edgebug]

should i call my dad's bluff and get this printed on a t shirt and give it to him for xmas

no what the fuck in wrong with you? he might actually wear it

yes absolutely, he might actually wear it

Voting ended onDec 11, 2025

[edgebug]

[deathsmallcaps]

Op did he like it or did he love it

[edgebug]

he says he's gonna wear it to work

[edgebug]

he immediately wore it in public to run errands btw. and gave his express permission for me to post that pic of him. in fact here's the exact text exchange with my mom, lest anyone think im doing unsanctioned dadposting

I played myself

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

insane 67-dollar phone at target

so im at target right now doing christmas shopping with my dad and?? there’s just this… 67 dollar phone? not even like 69.99 or something but 67?? nnone of the other phones are like this??

see you guys in ten years when EVERYTHING is 67 i guess LMAO

[superhighschoolleveldespair]

…

………..

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs