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I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
They want it to stop…..we reblog it to the extreme
No no no lol please don’t
Forever reblog until 2017
O my god no
i cant stop laughing
until 2017
only 3 more years.
I already added this to my queue, I don’t even know if i’ll still be on tumblr then
the real world is hell for bugs
we literally have an item called “bug spray.” it does nothing but harm and murder bugs. it is not called Bug Killing Spray, it’s called bug spray, because we don’t like them
we’re in hell but it’s not our hell its bug hell
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
Jena Malone and Jake Gyllenhaal on the set of Donnie Darko
If you’re seeing me, you’re having the worst day of your life.
Nightcrawler (2014) dir. Dan Gilroy
Jake Gyllenhaal for DuJour
Zodiac (2007), dir. David Fincher
Chopped but every time someone is eliminated the judges sing an Oompa-Loompa style song about what they did wrong
“I’m one of the worst drivers I’ve ever seen. And I just want you all to know that if you’re ever on the highway behind me, uh… I hear you honking, and I also don’t want me to be doing what I’m doing.”
SUBMISSION: When My Friend Won't Stop Grilling Me About My Party Hook Up
I’m just like
I hate the internet. I hate how this poem doesn’t need to be finished but it has 13.9k retweets and 21.1k likes. Everyone knows how this poem ends and I hate it
This is that next level poetry! *snaps fingers*
I had a dream the other day where I was standing on this platform in a void and a giant sphinx was in front of me about to ask me a riddle and if I answered wrong it would kill me
it asks “what is a human?”
and in my dream my first thought was to that card with “what is a dad” on the front and then “you. you is a dad” inside
so I answer “me. me is a human”
and the sphinx fucking smacked me off the platform
who needs therapy when you can listen to i wanna get better by the bleachers 50 times in a row am i right ladies
actually i really should see a therapist but hey you know what? I HEAR THE VOICE OF A PREACHER FROM THE BACK ROOM CALLING M
Theory #1
I’ve done some research of my own and I’ve found some interesting information.
Pluto was discovered on February 18, 1930. @theplutoadministration has a countdown set on March 27, 2018. Those days are exactly 88 years and 37 days apart. What do you get if you subtract 37 from 88? 51, like the area 51 in Nevada. Place known to be the subject of theories that suggest that the US Government is hiding knowledge about UFO’s and alien life from all of us
You can make your own assumptions.
Stuff you say to dogs sounds super weird if you say man instead of boy…
[[crouches down and looks a beagle dead in the eye]]
“you’re a good man”
