Robert: *beat up and bleeding out on the ground all dizzy*
Malevola: *runs over* shit this one is too deep for me to take!
Waterboy: *also runs over* G-Get the Smaller ones! I-I’ll handle the big one!
Malevola: Good call. Hey Robert we need you to stay awake. *starts healing Robert*
Robert: Shit…..’m pretty fucked up huh?
Waterboy: J-Just hold tight. We’ll f-fix you up. *healing Robert*
Malevola: But we need you to stay awake babes.
Waterboy: T-Try singing so-something! It’ll keep your f-focus.
Robert:…
Robert: *sings* Oh, I just died in your arms tonight-
Malevola: *whacks Robert with her tail* Not that one. Are you trying to make Waterboy cry?!
Waterboy: *tearing up*
Maleovla: pick something else.
Robert:…*thinking*
Robert: *sings* On the ground I lay, motionless in pain, I can see my life flas-
Waterboy: *hiccups and keeps healing*
Maleovla: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Robert: I need to joke about this right now or I’ll freak the fuck out.
Malevola: *sighs* at least choose a song not about dying.
Robert:…
Robert: *sings* I’m on the highway to hell…
Waterboy: *starts having waterfall tears and sobs*
Malevola: Rob-
Robert: it’s not about dying!
