What?

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[isamaegreenleaf]

Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol

[nnfirnid]

man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this 

[modelinterrupted]

I don’t play that shit lol sorry

[latenightsugar]

WHyyyy

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Sorry everyone

[just-jay25]

If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only

[kixgbear]

Shiddd

[angiebkxo-deactivated20180626]

this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!

[manynamedshe]

It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr

[glamhoeour-deactivated20251207]

I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES

LMAOOOO

[venusians]

Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~

[edge-of-great]

One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card

[yoyolovesdaiki]

Reblogging for 2020. Happy New Year, everyone.

[crystallos-sol]

Oh fuck that I’m trying to not make shit worse.

[sephezade]

[roseaube]

i am so, deprived of affection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! kiss me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god!!! 

[tastefullyoffensive]

Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)

[edgebug]

this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes

[theonlyleftydesk]

I too would like some money and a gift axe

[succubused]

flat fuck friday

[succubused]

[succubused]

you know what day it is

[hooray4skeleton]

queued this because I did NOT want to miss another Flat Fuck Friday

[somethingsomethingriverwoods]

Parting Glances (1986)

[grimeclown]

what is it that makes swords seem so unattainable? you can get one for like $20 on amazon. sure some of them are upwards of 300+ bucks but thats for the real artisan shit. if you just want a blade you can grind and swing around thats so cheap. replica swords arent hard to make. swords ARE a reality you can achieve. but they seem so lofty. like something beyond what any of us could ever dream of owning. and yet we can

[infininoodle]

it's because you're not supposed to buy them they're supposed to be given to you by a lesbian in a lake

[littlegreenfruit]

People find god in simple things. For example, I find god in successful older lesbians.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[spectrumcore]

ladies can be little a evil. as a treat.

[killowave]

[gaynfl-moved]

happy new year’s eve lesbians!!!!!!

[blacktwitterfunny]

[https-graces]

pls improve your taste in men

im a lesbian, my taste in men is literally the best it could be

[aggressivesurfmuzic-deactivated]

Is My Anxiety Making My Stomach Sick or is My Sick Stomach Making Me Anxious: A Short Biography

[charminglyantiquated]

hey guys can you help me find that old portrait of a girl holding a little painting of a naked dude and cracking up about it?? I want to say it’s by Rembrandt but that’s probably not right

[runwildwithme]

It’s “Smiling Girl, a Courtesan, Holding an Obscene Image” by Gerard van Honthorst!!

[charminglyantiquated]

It’s the best painting that exists

[cannibaltree]

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

[dude-bro-tm]

This also works for craving romantic attention. Like, they smiled? I'm in tears. Our gazes meet? My heart is fluttering. If I receive a single complement from them, I an proposing.

[nyanbinyuri]

posts that make you understand repressed victorian gentlemen upon witnessing a fair maiden’s scandalously exposed ankle