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Cynthia • 26 • formerly cheerysideoflife I don't have much of a theme for my Tumblr so I'm sorry if there's no consistency!

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[sunshinetomorrow]

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

[pileofknives]

[gokusclit]

Take my hand Let’s lower the birth rate together

[00000066]

[pancakeke]

vaseline is op for fucked up skin but its texture stat is dogshit

[pancakeke]

[pancakeke]

we aint putting that on the chart, chief

[mangonetics]

yes the fuck you are if you have any respect for its inventor

[pancakeke]

OKAY FINE JESUS

[pancakeke]

tags like this remind me that this is the only social media site where I'll ever truly belong

[orcboxer]

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

[orcboxer]

experiencing microaggressions apparently

[clowniconography]

this is one of the more creative hate comments i've seen and i felt the need to immortalize it

[sashayed]

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

[boomstab-papa]

[holedyke]

obsessed with this pic from the wiki for kneading (cats)...eternal sweetness....

[fox-bright]

do not taste plants if you don't know what they are

do not identify a fruit as edible just because it tastes sweet

hope you didn't eat any fucking seeds, bro

[fox-bright]

And today, we have this winner:

I saw the photo in my feed and went ohh, dude, no, we do not handle yellow rocks with our bare hands until we know for sure what they are. And I know that orange...

In comments, they continue:

and that's where I started cussing at the computer monitor. But someone else had got there first:

So just as a reminder, folks. If you don't know what it is, don't put it in your fucking mouth!

[fox-bright]

YOU GODDAMN STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

[princess-of-morkva]

put that woman into a Situation now. i'm serious. drop that sad whiteboy you've been chewing on for the last three hours and just try chewing on the Woman. it's so much better out here. the world is beautiful. you are putting yourself in a cage. take my hand and come with me. put that woman into a Situation

[hayleywilliamsfan84]

i keep laughing at the way that eridian culture in the movie and eridian culture in the book are not contradictory at all, if you accept that movie rocky is just a total FREAK

grace: boy i sure can't wait to meet other eridians haha! rocky, putting on a shirt for the first time in four years: rocky has something to tell grace but does grace promise not to be mad, question?

[hydrangea-pop]

I can't leave this in the tags lmaooo

[luntfontanne]

holy shit

[byjove]

map of the homes I have favorited on Zillow

[byjove]

@dragcat-zzz

Sitka, Alaska. 3 bed, 2 bath.

[byjove]

Grangeville, Idaho. 5 bed, 1 bath. Built in 1899.

[byjove]

Actually, it is the most beautiful house in Milwaukee. Probably. I’ve never been there.

7 bedroom, 5 bath. Built 1896.

As the map indicates, I have a profound aversion to the Midwest. This house is so beautiful I think I would willingly relocate to Wisconsin if I got the opportunity to live in it, not that I think I could ever afford this hybrid castle & Victorian murder mystery movie set.

[sharkodactyl]

moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

[markatoto]

we just found out doing this typically hurts the human body

[medievaljournalist]

lol yeah go ahead try and attack me *notices i left my dragon scale talisman of immortality at home* or maybe lets not be too hasty