Fucking Noob🤓

hot mess✨18 year old bi bitch. Main account! Follow cuteystuffs for the aesthetics✨

[ladynoirist]

adrien is the thor (lesbian icon) of paris

[over-sleep]

しぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗしぬｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ（ 佐藤チャン さんのツイート ）

[drdaanvondutch]

THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

[unclefather]

Bdsm

[danielhowell]

If you could switch bodies with one celebrity for a whole day, who would it be?

[fitemilk]

hank hill drinks respect women juice

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

hey guys so apparently the boss baby was based off a book

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[snoopingasusualisee]

Yeah.

[interrogationspecialist]

Don’t Like That

[theamazingsallyhogan]

But wait, there’s more!

Watch the transitions from book to Dreamworks movie.

[starlighttori]

I’m going back to bed

[tieflingapologist]

when the dnd game’s been going for a while but you haven’t taken a dinner break yet

[fluffymcmuffins]

why limit yourself between choosing between a pretty feminine aesthetic or a dark one? if persephone can be the goddess of spring & queen of the underworld at the same time so can you

[parkchanwoohoo]

I don’t believe in astrology but one time when I was in college I was complaining about how dumb astrology was and after a while someone on the train went “Shut the hell up and let people have fun you Capricorn sun, Virgo moon bitch” and I was like what the fuck

Then I went home and looked it up and they were right so I don’t say anything anymore

[alwaysblind]

MAYBE if u didn’t want ur son to EAT poeple u shouldnt have named him something that rhymes with cannibal u should have name him hegetarian or something

[wallflowerlisa-blog]

 Hayley Kiyoko and Brendon Urie with their flags while singing Girls/Girls/Boys is so iconic!

[ilovemygaydad-archive-deactivat]

The raw gay energy in this photo is enough to power an entire country

[sterlingarcher]

I cant believe the heterosexuals are gone

Theyre gone

[moonshinezombie-deactivated2020]

We’re still here.

[veronicasantangelo]

who said that

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

me: “ugh having to put my credit card information in each time is so annoying. the website should’ve just saved it the first time”

website: “would you like to save ur credit card information?”

me:

[fiti-vation]

[femmewitch-deactivated20190613]

[akirakogane]

i had a dream lance was confirmed bi in a cute ass scene where he was flirting with an alien and the alien was like “im a guy” and lance was like “what a coincidence so am i we have so much in common ;)” and ive never been so disappointed to wake up. alexa knock this bitch out again

[yiffmaster]

most tumblr jokes are utterly embarassing to say in public but today i said to someone “bold of you to assume i have dignity” and i won’t lie it was the most powerful I’ve felt in years

[theorydictatespractice-deactiva]

So last night my girl and I were laying down on her bed, just talking and she said something I hope everyone gets to hear one day like that shit straight up made my heart come out of my chest, in all seriousness she turns to me and goes, “whenever we go out together, I watch people look at you, I watch how their faces change the minute they see you, and I don’t even feel jealous or angry that they’re giving you attention, instead I’m internally yelling ‘yes, keep fucking look at her, isn’t she the most beautiful thing’ and I get so excited because I’m the one who gets to be with you” and I thought about it for a long time in silence and I couldn’t even say anything back because there was no possessiveness in her tone whatsoever, and that is so fucking rare