The Dog Blog

Salem - It/its - ∆Θ - 29 - plural - icon by evildeerboy

[sadocanine]

pay attention to me or suffer my whines

[riversideeeblr]

i love you characters that use it/its pronouns

[riversideeeblr]

i love you real life people that use it/its pronouns

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

What a lovely little post you have here! *Drinks up its wordjuice to add it to my lexicon like some form of Vernacula*

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

*Sinks my teeth into your vocabillaries*

[lemon-labia]

polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush

[adorableanimus]

"its still racist even if you act like youre joking"- something a shockingly few amount of people understand

[mousidy]

I just want things to be better for trans women

[dragoness-witch]

i need some sort of a "we'll fuck your wife! That's right, we'll fuck your wife!" Tank top to wear to the bar. for reasons

[wolfgirltummy]

hi i’m the wuppy dog you called for.

you didn’t call for me?

*lays on top of you anyways, you have suffocated and died

[hemipenal-system]

*sighs dreamily* i need to bite down on someone’s head

[hemipenal-system]

Insert Head Here Therianthropystyle moodboard

[preyingforsnuff]

EAT PEOPLE

[preyingforsnuff]

When I say that I'm a monsterfucker you've got to understand that I don't mean a sexy dracula. Like, yes, I am not immune to a sexy dracula, but what I'm REALLY talking about is like. I want to have a meetcute with This Thing

[sleepybeauty42]

Behir are very cute. Have many cuddles with behir

[preyingforsnuff]

Prev I want to study you in a lab (VERY POSITIVE COMPLIMENT)

[mollyjames]

*inserting new RAM into my 10 year old motherboard* "Shhh... hey, hey! It's okay girl. I didn't mean to startle you. I know it's been a little while. I've got a nice little treat for you here, okay? It's going to help you run smoother. There now, see? That wasn't so bad. I'm sorry girl. I didn't realize how much stress I've been putting you under, streaming Elden Ring with only 8 GB of memory... No wonder you're having trouble with Baldur's Gate 3. You've been doing so good though. I know you'll probably have to go soon, but we still got a few good years left. Hopefully this will help ease any pain you've been feeling. I'm going to put the cover back on the case now, okay? I love you."

[mollyjames]

Girls are you okay?

[hemipenal-system]

“you can’t do that it’s not vore day anymore” shhhh hold still

[maidslime]

Ok like. Imagine life without ads. You wake up, check your messages across a variety of apps, no ads. You get up and put on the tv while you prep your breakfast, no ads. Maybe you drive somewhere and switch on the radio, no ads. Maybe you drive a long distance, yet somehow, not a single billboard on your path. You pick up a newspaper or magazine to pass the time, no advertisements only articles. You turn on your game console, the home screen is just about your games, no ads to buy more. You open a streaming app, you don't pay extra for no ads, there's just no ads ever.

Think about how much of your time is spent looking at ads. "Download ublock" yeah I know, I have. But that doesn't change that the world is covered with endless advertising. Imagine never seeing that again. How much better our lives would be.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[lokaror]

Cops are here.

[lokaror]

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

[traaansfem]

For the sufficiently open minded handler, an anti-material rifle is a dog toy of a more refined sort.

[pugman1230]

Very important to acknowledge that anti-material rifles are absolutely essential. For like all the reasons.

[traaansfem]

gun nut puppygirl... girl, you are so boom boom zoom zoom no attention span puppy. oh well. it's enrichment for girls to explode things.

sagenod

[midbyte]

woman voted most likely to bite you like a chew toy 3 years running