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40 bio male- gender fluid

[theprettynosferatu]

I'm not gonna lie: I joke about patreon numbers being "nice" or "under nice" (having 69 patrons or not) but behind that joke is the very real fact that around 70 is the number that lets me -along with my day job projects and commission writing- stay above water financially.

I hate bringing up the patreon so often, but the fact is that I'm trying to give it more and more value and yet it's harder and harder to reach that 70 number every month (there is an understandable drop-off each month as people cut back expenses)

So, if you can help out even with a reblog, if you like my work with captions and stories and other kinky texts, any support is truly valuable.

So, why not go to patreon.com/prettynosferatu and take a look?

[librarychair]

Hey yall, I wanted to make a PSA about this because it'll be useful to many of you in the United States. You might qualify for public assistance now, specifically because of rising food prices.

The federal poverty line, the biggest determining factor for public assistance, has been kept artificially low for decades because it was based on the outdated assumption that food was the primary expense for most American households. For decades now, shelter has been the larger expense, but the federal poverty limit has still been determined based on the prices of food commodities.

Because food prices have recently gone up, the federal poverty line has gone up significantly as well. This means if you were previously slightly over the income limit to qualify for public assistance such as food stamps or medicaid, you likely qualify now. I'd like to encourage everyone who thinks they might qualify to apply for these programs. The qualification cutoffs are still absurdly low, so please be assured that if you qualify for assistance, you're not taking something you don't need or deserve.

Please reblog this if you think your followers will find it useful. I haven't seen anyone talking about this, it's just something I noticed recently, so I want the info to become more public to help people who might be struggling.

[pulpwrit3r]

There is no single "perfect" body, male or female.

If she's shorter than you, easier to kiss her forehead and play with her hair.

If she's taller than you, easier to stare at her tits without being obvious, and easier to playfully motorboat them.

Big tits, you can bury your face in them and lose yourself in them.

Small tits, easier to take most of them (one at a time😁) in your mouth and suck on and play with the nipple and/or aureole with your tongue.

Medium tits...best of both.😈

Slender and skinny, easier to do more acrobatic positions, like standing up and fucking her with her balanced on your upper thighs or something similar.

Soft and curvy and "plus-sized".... a better body type for letting loose and fucking her hard enough to shake the bed.

Differences in shapes/skin folds, etc. of a lady's pussy....such lovely differences to explore with your tongue.😈

I could keep going on and on....

Can't really say much about the lady's perspective on male bodies, I am sure someone here can if they wish.

The point is NOT to categorize women by body type, say what which is really good for, objectify women in that way....

The point is, there is no single perfect body for enjoying sex. It is really about enjoying each other in the moment. Enjoying the one in front of you...both of you, enjoying each other, in that moment, in the present. Enjoying pleasing and being pleased. Whether it is a one-night stand, a FWB, or a completely monogamous, 30+ year relationship. Enjoying each other for who you are, as you are, in the present.

(And trust me, if you are together long-term, your bodies WILL change and you will have to adapt and change what you do...getting stuck on and moping about physical changes is very counterproductive and will cause you to miss out on way too much.)

Well, anyway, stepping down from my soapbox.

Enjoy your Friday and your weekend.

Carry on!!

[shake-down-the-stars]

I love this!!! ♥️

[hypn0harlot-deactivated20230502]

What are you willing to do to earn some of that cash you need so badly?

Lemme post my pricing guide once I'm home!

[hypn0harlot-deactivated20230502]

[everythingfox]

(via)

[shdwsbr]

Moon moon must have been in on this joke.

[withl0vekayx0-deactivated202401]

Some how got deleted a few hours ago 😡

Looking for my mutuals again 😭😭

[cephalopodvictorious]

I feel like so many (especially young) people here on tumblr were beaten over the head again and again with “believe the victims, stop asking them to prove their victimhood” and instead of understanding that this means “don’t dogpile victims because you like the abuser” instead took it to the no-nuance end of the pool and turned it into “if you hear something bad about someone don’t go looking for sources or context” and those are not the same things

You should look at sources. Always. Taking a moment to say “wait, who said that? what happened?” isn’t victim blaming, it isn’t siding with an abuser, its taking a step back to understand a whole picture, in its context. 

When you do this, 

you are actually a better ally than just knee-jerk, superficial, performative support.

you can approach with nuance.

you can avoid speaking over them, and learn how to be a better, more supportive ally.

you can avoid repeating old claims that have already been either addressed or disproven.

you can avoid propaganda and disinformation, which not only serves to undermine whoever its about, but it undermines everyone else. 

This post is about political disinformation, but when people get away with making false allegations about abuse or racism or homophobia or any other gross behavior it undermines the positions of actual victims because people who are prone to bad faith can say “ah, that was a scam, victims are scammers”. When you make false claims about politicians, you undermine the political process and allow people who are prone to bad faith to say “see I don’t need to participate”.

I know we hate checking facts and sources here on the internet, but that’s the whole point of the internet. Information is available, and you should be checking your sources before you make claims about people.

[nothorses]

Considering how many abusers weaponize this exact thing against their victims, it’s even more important to understand the situation in its entirety if you want to avoid “siding with the abuser”.

[jumpingjacktrash]

DARVO is a thing. pretty much the first thing an abuser does when called out is claim to be actually the victim. as someone who spent years as a moderator on a mental health support forum, i promise you, you can NOT tell which is which just from their statements.

if you need to do something about it, you better fact check, you better keep records, you better use your science brain. otherwise you will just be someone else’s private army.

and if you don’t need to do something about it? maybe don’t. maybe it’s not on you to mete out justice, internet rando.

[animation-s]

[221cbakerstreet]

lion roars are not as powerful as some guy named frank with a trash can

[satandotgov]

how can you post that and not include the video

[moved--306389]

I’M FUCKING WHEEZING

[guardianbastard]

*several seconds of feral snarls*

“great, great yeah that was good”

[transm3d]

I liTERaLLY CAnT BTeAtHE

[heckin-good-memes]

WATCH THE VIDEO

[link-the-feral-anon]

Thanks Freddie

[existential-eva]

for anyone wondering, this man, frank welker, is scooby doo and fred jones

[shdwsbr]

Had to for the last comment.... Simba's roar was from Scooby!

[cguiteau-deactivated20180517]

Would you say that you have a plethora of spirals?

[missbunnybun]

Yes El Guapo, you have a plethora of them.

[lovelustlive17-deactivated20210]

Dear Jesus 🤤🤤🤤

[masterknowsbest-deactivated2022]

A lovely set of spirals indeed~

[sleepytimeslut]

I’ve got a love-a-ly bunch of hypnotics…

[hypnomindstorm]

Black or white or rainbow bright…I won’t have a mind tonight…

[shdwsbr]

@carebearpanties-deep which one hit you hardest? Now when you close Tumblr you will wake and enjoy calling s friend .

[shdwsbr]

Bringing back some spirals for those who want to be fuzzy or blank.

[thegreato95]

Sometimes all need are Spirals

If you made it this far without dropping I congratulate you.

But if you dropped

Reblog

Reblog, type “Spirals make me drop” and show the world. 

Sometimes all you need are spirals

[bihypnofreak-deactivated2020060]

Spirals make me drop

[shdwsbr]

@carebearpanties-deep what do you need?

[jesuisrien-e]

Treating myself to fun spirals

[jonjos-library]

Did you like Derry Girls?

Have you seen Its A Sin or Queer as Folk or My Beautiful Launderette?

Maybe you have seen some of the many viral independent news pieces by the British Channel 4 News team?

Channel 4 is a publicly owned public service broadcaster, but it is not publicly funded.

It funds itself, and it keeps its head above water.

It is also fiercely independent and pretty much the last major media bastion for really holding to the government to account.

The UK government announced this week that they want to privatise Channel 4.

When they held a public consultation on this, 90% of respondants said this was a bad idea.

Those who have informed opinions are pretty much universally against this, and see it as a political move to silence an organisation that consistent represents marginalised communities, stands for diversity, invests in foreign correspondants and holds the government to account by asking awkward questions.

I don’t imagine this will gain much traction outside of the UK and this isn’t the spectacularly detailed post I would like to make with all the links and sources but it is happening and it is bad and we need to spread the word.

[wakewithgiggli]

fuck

[draculasdaughter]

This is about Sci-Hub. yeah we get it.. gatekeep knowledge and protect the interests of capital…

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Listen, this is serious.

Do not use the website called Sci-Hub!

It lets people access scientific articles for free. This is dangerous. It helps the free flow of knowledge and reduces the competitive edge of all the people who worked really hard to have been born into a wealth.

Like, it’s literally a website where you can type in the DOI of an article and read it, without ever having to pay the publisher who exploited the author.

So, again, do not, under any circumstance, use Sci-Hub. I mean, can you imagine a world where knowledge is free and easily accessible to everyone? Even, y'know, poor people?

[whateverthebeeswant]

Libgen also has many books online, including textbooks, searchable by name, author, and ISBN. Can you imagine textbook companies not getting their hard-earned income from poor college students? Here is the link just so you make sure that you never accidentally stumble across this horrible, unethical website.

[three-blogs-in-a-trenchcoat]

Oh, and while we’re talking about books, if you’ve managed to stay clear from Libgen, definitely don’t go to zlibrary, where you can also find a lot of textbooks, but unfortunately they’re completely free.

[teachingtales]

Reblogging so you know which sites to totally avoid

[professionalwritingnerd]

[litttleprincess-deactivated2017]

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

[glammedgrey]

The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: [phone]

Suicide Hotline: [phone]

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: [phone]

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail [email protected]

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: [email protected]

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 [email protected]

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: [email protected]

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: [email protected]

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail [email protected]

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: [phone]

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

[justmemyselfandthefridge]

Here’s some Canadian ones too!

Canada Suicide Prevention Service: Call: 1-833-456-4566 (24/7) or text: 45645 (4 pm to 12 am EST) 

Kids Help Phone: Call: 1-800-668-6868 or text CONNECT to 686868.

First Nations and Inuit Hope For Wellness Help Line: 1-855-242-3310

Transgender Crisis Line: 1-877-330-6366

And then don’t forget about 911 as well! 

[midnigth-thoughts]

Please reblog. This is important!

[shattered-skys-system]

Reblog this please, somebody might really need it!

[0sqeexi0]

If any of you out there are in a bad place, please, reach out to someone for help. Your life matters, and you are worth it, no matter what anyone says. Stay strong, my friends <3

[msburgundy-but-worser-deactivat]

mythbusters was so good because it wasn't a killjoy show. they didn't just say "see, it doesn't work" and leave it there

whenever they find that the stunt doesn't work as portrayed in the movie, they immediately ask "what would it take to make this happen?"

[disclaymore-deactivated20230920]

“we know it takes this amount of explosives to work, but what if we doubled it anyway?”

[oldschoolvillageidiot]

Some myths I'll always remember:

* Are elephants scared of mice? (They only did that because they were in Africa and had access to elephants.)

* Will a bull run amok in a china shop?

* Is it better to run zig-zag or straight when chased by an alligator?

I love these because NONE of them turned out the way they expected. They went into all three with pre-conceived ideas of how it would go, and each time they "failed." Elephants WILL cower from mice. A bull moves very gingerly through a china shop. It doesn't matter how you run because ALLIGATORS WON'T CHASE YOU.

And each time, they reacted with just... pure glee. "Holy shit, we were wrong! Oh my god! This is great! We were so wrong!"

And that, to me, is what science is. Being excited about being wrong because either way it's information.

[favorite-aesthetic]

The Most Majestic Libraries In The World

[cobwebs-and-cupcakes]

I really need somebody take me to all of these!!

[auroradragon1]

Let’s travel to each one!

[serraslave]

I’m RIGHT HERE 😤

[realm-of-mindfulness-deactivate]

I’m not a reader, but wan shi tong was mah dude

[shdwsbr]

Ummmm what is the rent on these lovely apartments for reasons.

[fallcaesar]

Santa is on strike due to global warming.  All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger.  Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“MUST BRING PRESENTS TO GOOD CHILDREN”

“Yes good”

“AND EAT THE BAD ONES”

“Wait no”

“EAT THEM”

“sasha no”

[tolkientrash]

@burstofhope the Christmas tiger is watching

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

She is making a list

It is not easy with her paws but she is making it

[iguanamouth]

shes almost here

[miscriont]

Okay fine this is the ONE Christmas thing I will reblog before Thanksgiving BUT THAT’S IT

[craptaztic]

SASHA’S BACK ON MY DASH!

[mace-from-outerspace]

Y’all better behave, you have two months

[aseriouscomedian]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

Sasha the Christmas tiger my absolute beloved

[realm-of-mindfulness-deactivate]

Without the picture for context. One might think this was about venom

[shdwsbr]

Wish I knew how to time set this for late November or early December.