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-So I cut for the last time. I got blood on my fluffy socks, which is a nice metaphor which I won’t ever be able to claim.
-It hurts, but kind of in a good way.
-I sent these emails to myself which are just reminding me that I suck, but I’ll post them here because this is an obscure accountability blog which I both want and don’t want people to find.
(She-is-dizzy) is a worthless human being. Why?
1. She has no self-control. She stayed up late and redownloaded Love Nikki and picked a fight with a year nine.
2. She is envious. She is envious of the relationship between Amelia and Ryan despite not being deserving of such a thing herself.
3. She is an attention seeker. (She-is-dizzy) slits her ankles(ewww) to get attention from others. She exaggerates her first world problems in order to get others to feel sorry for her. She sits in the corner looking sad so that people ask her what's wrong.
4. She is loud and obnoxious. (She-is-dizzy) often talks just to hear the sound of her own voice, which is whiny and annoying. She says nothing of substance.
5. She is lazy. She browsed the internet for several hours wasting time when she could have been doing something constructive.
How to fix this pathetic snivelling child:
1. Make her go to bed early. Make her sleep like the mature woman that she isn't. Don't let her play that stupid game again.
2. This one is defective. Too bad we can't send it back to the factory. I'd say tell her to keep away from level three where they usually are, but that would make the worm feel even more sorry for itself. The bitch can stay, and she'd better not be silent and sullen, she'd better act like the sweetest girl you've ever met in your short and miserable lifespan, and she'd better be ESPECIALLY nice to both of them.
3. Disgusting. Cover it up, make sure nobody sees it so that she doesn't get the chance to attract pity she doesn't deserve. She can get on with her pathetic life and stop wallowing in self-pity for once. Cover up those hairy legs too. Yuck.
4. (She-is-dizzy) can bloody well act like a normal person. Not a fucking ice princess, not a bloated loud mouth, a NORMAL, NON-DETRIMENTAL TO SOCIETY HUMAN BEING.
5. She can go read a book or whatever. Worm.
Reasons why (She-is-dizzy’s) problems are invalid:
(She-is-dizzy) doesn't even have any problems. She's just blaming her flaws on other people. Oh, boo hoo, my mother yelled at me a couple of times seven years ago, she was ABUUUSIVE! No, bitch, she wasn't abusive, you just need to get over the fact that you're making up excuses for why you're such a horrible person. Your experiences are invalid because they're hardly even fucking experiences. Wow. GET OVER IT IT HAPPENED OVER A DECADE AGO STOP USING IT AS AN EXCUSE FOR EVERYTHING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT!
- I’ve run out of excuses. I punched somebody in the ear. Time to grow up.
-Tomorrow things will change!
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