Tobirama Die 500 More Times Challange

A haven for all things pro-Uchiha, because they are the only valid part of Naruto.

[bipeds]

gaara, typing out his twenty-third tumblr vent post of the night: im ugly and and my parents are dead which is probably the reason i was mildly unhinged in my youth

sasuke, reblogging it: me except i’m not ugly

[sasukeplush]

everything in moderation. except sasuke

[skykashi]

Based on this post

[everythingscomingupuchiha]

Just found out my oldest sister watches Naruto and she’s in the ‘ Sasuke is whiney because he’s traumatized by losing his family’ camp.

Smh, it really be your own family.

[sasukesun]

fortnite? you mean that sasuke game?

[justsasuke]

Distopian future where the world is split into factions like in Divergent except there are only two factions and it’s pro-konoha and anti-konoha. anti-konoha comes with complementing beliefs of pro-Sasuke and anti-ending and is the faction where the protagonist is. everyone in pro-konoha is wrong.

[sasukexplicit]

naruto's mood

[slopaganda]

ok jokes aside sasuke has done only three (3) things wrong in his entire life:

stabbing karin

neglecting sarada

chuunin exams hair

[stopthebig3]

my three cents no one asked for;

- Yup this one was not nice of him. I can understand him losing it when finally having the bastard who was the source of all his and his people’s misery in his grip, but it was still wrong towards Karin. But clearly at the moment he was in a disturbed state considering he had just recently risked his life to help her. A bit mixed feelings here.

- I don’t blame him for this one to be honest. Sucks for Sarada, but he was coerced, chased and harassed into a relationship that he didn’t want nor was ready for, by Sakura. Sarada is a kid she forced on him. It would be nice if he could reconcile with his daughter, and only with her (he’s trying his best). As for his stalker, he should divorce her.

- Can’t defend this one, definitely his biggest crime that he just has to live with.

[dushman-e-jaan]

The first two are moot. I agree on the third. That was not my king!

[everythingscomingupuchiha]

Not even gonna acknowledge the Naruto99 poll anymore. It is so obvious the Sakura stans are cheating.There is no other way she would rank higher than Sasuke, Naruto, Madara and Kakashi.

I don’t know what they’re trying to accomplish because everyone’s gonna know these results are bogus and inflated but congrats on your hollow victory I guess.

They are gonna be so fucking unbearable when the poll is done. Wish I could see the person who created the polls face when they see the results.

[everythingscomingupuchiha]

Me mentally preparing myself for the influx of foolishness when Sasuke Retsudon gets animated

[everythingscomingupuchiha]

“Oh yeah I watch Naruto!”

Me:

“And I love Sasuke. He’s such a great character.

Me: 

[kinmics]

pov: you're a kage, and the weird kid you just met is trying to convince you the s-rank terrorist that tried to kill you is A Good Guy, Actually™

[drrrtylove]

guys i wore these heat-resistant sleeves today to clean the friers and they were super ridiculous right

i mean lookit them

and i realized

i waS LIKE SASUKE

tHEN REALIZATION PT 2

HE WEARS THOSE dUMB LOOKIN ARMBANDS CAUSE FIRE

HE BReATHES FIRE AND HE’S JUST PROTECTING HIS ARMS ITS NOT A FASHION STATEMENT LIKE WE THOUGHT IM KINDA UPSET BY THIS???? 

[twohalvesofawhole]

I just laughed for 63 years

[astralika-deactivated20181218]

@grumpsaesthetics

[comradesaucegay]

no offence, but this is a really ignorant post. sasuke uchiha, the inventor of Emo Chic™, is undoubtedly a fashion icon. everything he wears is a look™. the sleeves in question does not only protect his arms, but they also serve to protect his edginess. it’s His way of showing us that it’s possible to wear practical clothing without abandoning your emo aesthetic

[comradesaucegay]

What if I watched Naruto but just the bits with Sasuke

[hewoweens]

=^_^=

[suaracatacat]

naruto bad guy: there he is. kakashi. the copy ninja. the sharingan eye.

bad guy: (does a ninja thing)

kakashi: (copys the ninja thing exactly)

bad guy: oh My god. how did he do that. he copied me.

kakashi: (copys again)

bad guy: holy shit….. fuck how is he doing this, how is the kopy ninja kakashi of the sharingan eye copying my moves? holy christ. hoooly christ

[sasukebabygirl]

i hope all sasuke haters know that naruto would hate you