“i Slomely Swear That I Am Up To No Good”

Unfortunately still alive Fortunately still a baddie

[alwaystightrope]

saw this on twitter and i just had to do it

[she-reads111]

Someone was definitely killed cause they cracked a riddle me this joke to tom this is 100% canon

[she-reads111]

I have returned to my origins after many years of pretending to be one of the normies

[euphorial-docx]

in every zeppazariel universe, jegulus is bound to happen. also in every zeppazariel universe, james beats the living shit out of mulciber.

[she-reads111]

As he should

[she-reads111]

Yes I hate when people touch me. And yes I want someone to hug me

[she-reads111]

When someone texts “k”

[she-reads111]

Remus: Sirius why is your hair red

Sirius: I took a shower

Remus: so??

James, without looking up from his breakfast : So he used the red hair dye instead of shampoo because some soap was in his eyes

Remus: …

Sirius: gives James a look

James: He was also singing and dancing to the beetles before putting on the hair dye

Remus:

James squints his eyes at Sirius

James: then he tripped on air and acted like nothing happened

Remus: WTF??!!

lily: They share the same braincells what did you expect

James: And the-

Remus: James please shut up

[mywitchcultblr]

I'm still in the closet and still doesn't have money to escape from this place, but celebrating pride in secret. Okay to reblog

#HappyPride

[boy-pdf]

sapphic urge to run away with a person and live in a cottage deep in the woods whilst i do the baking and cooking while they watch a true crime documentary since we’ll live in a cottage with good wifi

[dustyjjumpwings]

Kaz Brekker. That’s it. Reblog if you agree.

[youre-only-gay-once]

Reblog to drop jk rowling into an active volcano

[she-reads111]

*Remus and Regulus studying at the library*

Sirius, staring at Remus: I am so gay

James, staring at Regulus: Same mate same

Sirius: WHAT??

James: NO! OH NO! I DON’T LIKE REMUS

Sirius: Oh okay

James:

Sirius: then who- WHAT!!??!! JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER DO YOU LIKE MY BROTHER

James: well yea-

Sirius: *Chasing James with his wand in hand*

[dankmemeuniversity]

[she-reads111]

Stan regulus

[she-reads111]

Someone please look at me the way Nick and Wilhelm look at their boyfriends

[she-reads111]

*Regulus and Remus cuddling while studying in the library*

James:

Sirius:

Lily: you wish that was you huh

Sirius: yeah

James: definitely

[lin-booknerd66]

Merry Christmas to everyone!!

But espescially to:

Remus Lupin Fans

Wolfstar shipper

The persons who can‘t swim

The deers and the dogs, the rats and the moonys

Jegulus shipper

Lily Evans stans

Regulus Black stans

And last but not least:

The Marauders fandom— you make my life better guys

[she-reads111]

James: do you guys ever sleep?

Remus: sleep is for the weak

Sirius: what he said

Lily: true rem true

Marlene, sipping coffee: I agree with everything

James: