[she-shall-be-sherlocked]

Child: Daddy! Look! I drew you and mommy at school today!!

Me: Hell yeah, fanart

[ruinedchildhood]

[broriarty]

[unshrink]

last night I heard my mom telling my dad, “I have two children, stop being the third”.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

The struggle is real.

[ramenuzumaki]

I just read this on twitter…

[ruinedchildhood]

😭😍😭😍😭😍😭😍

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

i really wish platonic relationships were more important. i’m tired of losing friendships because i’m less important than their significant other. i hate that i’m automatically not as close to my friends because i’m not the person they’re dating/sleeping with. and i hate how whenever i complain about it the response is “you’ll find someone too someday!” like no I shouldn’t have to “find someone” to feel loved and important, maybe we should stop promoting investing all your time and effort and physical and emotional intimacy into one romantic/sexual partner idk

[powerburial]

[wavymama-deactivated20150522]

clean and clear commercial

white/lightskin/racially ambiguous girl: i had a pimple one time and i was ugly and dying and everyone spit on me and i was exiled from society but then i used clean and clear and now i am a healed and whole person with jesus in my heart

[lucienn]

pixar: how can we spice up the new cars movie no one over the age of five seems very excited

the guy who proposed deadass murdering lightning mcqueen:

[christopher-evans]

In The Lightning Thief Annabeth said that you were only allowed to leave camp with Chiron’s permission and he almost never gave that permission except for quests but then in Battle of the Labyrinth Annabeth leaves camp to go on a movie date with Percy so I think we know who the real biggest percabeth shipper is

[wordsnquotes]

Her eyes are pure stars, and her fingers, if they touch you, freeze you to the bone.

Virginia Woolf, Orlando: A Biography (via wordsnquotes)

[cinemove]

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Make yourself a priority once in a while. It’s not selfish. It’s necessary.

Karen A. Barquiran  (via terrible)

[deowai]

i will never get over how there must have been a point in the parks and rec writers room where someone was pitching “and the whole town is just obsessed with this miniature horse named li’l sebastian”

[asknewt]

Can anyone else see the relationship of the Scamander brothers being very similar to that of Mycroft and Sherlock Holmes from the BBC series?  Newt worked for the Ministry of Magic for a short time, but Theseus made a career out of it as a powerful Auror.

I can just see a day when the Ministry needs the expert advice of one certain Magizoologist who has no intention of coming back to Britain at the moment.  It’s up to Theseus to drag him from whatever little outpost he’s at in the middle of the night, putting up a complete fuss the entire way until he’s seated outside the Minister of Magic’s door, wrapped in nothing but his camping blankets in defiance.

Theseus:  We are in the Ministry of Magic, the very heart of the wizarding British Nation.  Newton Scamander, put your trousers on.

@asktheseusscamander