Right Now I Can't Feel My Heart

Twenty One Pilots. INFJ. Pisces (Leo rising). 19. Female. Anna. Ohio. I once marathoned 10 hours of How I Met Your Mother.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[ifitaintbaroque]

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

[dajo42]

why does it feel so good when people like food that was my idea lmao

like whether i cooked it, or i just suggested a restaurant for us to go to, or i picked some up from a takeaway place while i was getting something for myself, or like my brothers hungry at 11pm and im like here have this tub of pringles

just like. whenever im like “here eat this” and the person is gently content and enjoys it. that feels really fucking good

[dajo42]

the two replies to this that say “grandma instinct” and “support caster” have directly inspired my next d&d character

[veggiedaddy]

[podcastwizard]

“Alright you guys wanna pretend to be wizards and shit.”

— Anthony Burch, DM Extraordinaire

[podcastwizard]

I hold onto the hope that one day Critical role,TAZ, Dungeon and daddies, and Naddpod will collaborate in an ungodly inconvenience for the dms.

But who is powerful enough to DM the game of DMs

[natjennie]

“I burned down my firST SCHOOL!!” “the fire damage was limited to one or two classrooms” “I’ll do better nEXT TIME!” “w- who wants some grape nuts” “no onE!”

I’m gonna really like dungeons and daddies (not a BDSM podcast)

[shrimpheavenwhen]

anthony burch making his players play fortnite in dnd:

anthony burch when his players have to murder somebody with a shotgun:

[coffee-keith]

hot take

EDIT: Beth messaged me and said that it chart is “100% perfection” and I’m shaking 

[podcastwizard]

Im listening to dungeons and daddy’s,,, and the dm sounds exactly like John Mulaney?

anthony burch after his players chuck an entire bag of magic beans down an elevator shaft:

[butchelves]

The fact that Beth May does not have 3 Netflix comedy specials and her own show is a CRIME. The whole background of Ron catfishing Samantha by pretending he was a dog??? Fucking comedy gold!! How do you even come up with that!!! I wish I was even a fraction as funny as Beth May. I honestly think she is the funniest person alive and I just kinda wanna hang out with her.

[theconcealedweapon]

[glittermud]

reblog if you respect a janitor way more than a CEO

[bedabug]

jane fonda got arrested the third week in a row at climate change protests. this time with ted danson

[dykey-femme]

Legends only

[reallyfullmilkshake]

For everyone complaining about how these two can get arrested and it won’t affect their careers, you’re right. It most likely won’t hurt their careers. That’s why they keep going out and doing it. They’re using their platform to their advantage. They’re both white, of an older generation, and famous enough to be recognized. They’re holding their generation accountable and making an effort to show up and enforce change. This isn’t them advertising a TV show or some bs, they’re there to help

[disastervaxildan]

justins character names keep getting more powerful 

[tinderventure]

Ron

[gay-ya-know]

@mcelboycontent it’s him, Ron Stampler

[podcastwizard]

i can’t believe it’s Ron DungeonsAndDads

[grumpylittlecake]

loving the new taz: graduation characters

[reidspng]

Here’s my first pass at the Graduation trio!! Actually pretty happy with these designs so they may stick but who knows…

[whalefallenn]

y’all we lost another one

[stepfather-stampler]

How dare you… my heart hurts