sploinky

hi I'm sploinky/sheepie :3 she/eden pronouns :) (no they pls)

[sheegons]

hmmm...chapter 4 & 5 happen during the weekend, meaning 6 & 7 are "next week"

and with how 5 was meant to be released with 3 & 4 i believe this link could've been more clear if it was.

[sheegons]

have this deep distaste for people who talk about the normal route in a "It's just following the prophecy" type of way and think that the weird route is the only way to break it. Like there's some hints of prophecy breaking in the normal route already but so many people think the thing that the entire game is setting up for in chapter 4 is just not gonna happen for some odd reason and Ralseis arc is just gonna end with accepting the prophecy as an inevitability.

I get this is a pet peeve but i hate how it kinda pins the weird route not as just a generally bad thing to do but as a "way to break the prophecy"

[wyllravengards]

i promise you that white man is not underrated

[sheegons]

i really like that in utdt fandom we can have: Masculine women who are lesbians (Undyne/Susie) androgynous non-binary characters galore (kris/frisk/chara/seth recently) effeminate gay men (blue the flower) anime obsessed trans girl (mad mew mew)

but if you DARE headcanon the feminine guy as anything transfem despite their femininity not really having much to do with the headcanon ur evil.

[sheegons]

idk how many people know this but before jon was created, Damians government assigned super was pretty definitively kara. She was one of his first notable friends back when even DICK wasn't 100% on board with the whole Damian train.

He even helped break her out of mind control once when she was blinded into fear toxin induced rage

When he was still calling people insults he managed to actually get her name right. Mind u he didn't do that for STEPHANIE!!!! WHOM HE PRACTICALLY LIVED WITH!!!!

They were also 2 members of a team tested out early post n52

(Full scrapped team here. Miss Martian, blue beetle, supergirl, robin, static, batgirl and Irey west, currently thunderheart but was intended to be the kid flash of n52)

[sheegons]

Much as I love those posts where Damian foreshadows Jason coming back because he just doesn't know they think he's still dead really funny i think i find the canon context also funny.

And by canon context i mean Jason came back before Damian (Jason todd came back in 2004, damian first appeared in 2006 and became robin in 2009)

Jason knowing Bruce has a son that was promised to see his father when he turned 10 and passed a series of tests while he travelled around the world, n jason travelling back to gotham so he can't really keep in touch and doesn't know if he's back yet so he has to speak in riddles as to not ruin the surprise.

[yhwcomeback]

Sunny day!

[sheegons]

One bit of fanon that has seemingly made it to canon sometime is Damian being called short which like...eh? he's 5'4 which is exactly average height. He's taller than Jason was at his age and he's nearly the same height as Tim, he grows to be 6'4 in some universes so he probably has a MEAN growth spurt incoming.

(ignore the weights idgi either)

Sometimes i see it manifesting in other character who are the same age as Damian and sometimes the same height (or are meant to be canonically shorter) sometime call him short and I'm kinda lost. I mean i don't care but sometimes u can tell when someone got their info about him from social media.

[sheegons]

"Lloyd can create life"

don't worry we know

[sheegons]

I really like lazarus island as a plot point. An island full of villains that started off as a death tournament where everyone had 3 lives turning into a place for ex (and current) villains can live a calmer life away from the environments that compelled them to crime?

Now if I had some control over it

I always imagined Damian would repurpose it as an island for criminals to turn over a new leaf if they wish to do so, with his story following major themes of redemption, give those criminals a place where they can redeem themselves and be viewed as normal people.

A great way to help cool villains that really have no purpose for coming back to have actual plot points of turning over a new leaf and it'd bring actual change BECAUSE THAT'S STILL PART OF THE MISSION!!!!

[sheegons]

The island DID erupt, but it's still kicking. Don't know how the "nobody dies" thing works now but i know it's still kinda a town for a few of the contestants, they built homes n all.

Either way, I kinda doubt this would ever happen BUTTTTT i always imagined a series of anthology stories with the new characters and more experienced villains for some sort of benefit on the island. "La Isla lazarus" with characters like livewire and doctor phosphorus that outlasted what they were meant to symbolise being out of their element as they try to use their powers for good, characters like XXL and Black Swan being given a shot at characterization. A lot of the island would be casual, i can see a lot of general drama and a lot of issues with villain relapse.

[sheegons]

I really like lazarus island as a plot point. An island full of villains that started off as a death tournament where everyone had 3 lives turning into a place for ex (and current) villains can live a calmer life away from the environments that compelled them to crime?

Now if I had some control over it

I always imagined Damian would repurpose it as an island for criminals to turn over a new leaf if they wish to do so, with his story following major themes of redemption, give those criminals a place where they can redeem themselves and be viewed as normal people.

A great way to help cool villains that really have no purpose for coming back to have actual plot points of turning over a new leaf and it'd bring actual change BECAUSE THAT'S STILL PART OF THE MISSION!!!!

[sheegons]

I really like lazarus island as a plot point. An island full of villains that started off as a death tournament where everyone had 3 lives turning into a place for ex (and current) villains can live a calmer life away from the environments that compelled them to crime?

Now if I had some control over it

I always imagined Damian would repurpose it as an island for criminals to turn over a new leaf if they wish to do so, with his story following major themes of redemption, give those criminals a place where they can redeem themselves and be viewed as normal people.

A great way to help cool villains that really have no purpose for coming back to have actual plot points of turning over a new leaf and it'd bring actual change BECAUSE THAT'S STILL PART OF THE MISSION!!!!

[sheegons]

I really like lazarus island as a plot point. An island full of villains that started off as a death tournament where everyone had 3 lives turning into a place for ex (and current) villains can live a calmer life away from the environments that compelled them to crime?

Now if I had some control over it

I always imagined Damian would repurpose it as an island for criminals to turn over a new leaf if they wish to do so, with his story following major themes of redemption, give those criminals a place where they can redeem themselves and be viewed as normal people.

A great way to help cool villains that really have no purpose for coming back to have actual plot points of turning over a new leaf and it'd bring actual change BECAUSE THAT'S STILL PART OF THE MISSION!!!!

[sheegons]

every time Damian died (from my knowledge)

Batman 658(?)

Damian dies to morrison-era talia blowing up a ship he's in.

He is soon thrown into a pit and revived (seemed ambiguous in the issue but was clarified on in an au book)

Batman incorporated 8(?), killed by heretic, most notable death and most notable revival

Robin son of batman #13, Damian uses his body to short a magic gem used by a wizard to destroy the world with the help of his magic friend, Suren

He is soon revived by his friends calling for his name

Teen titans #who-cares, Damian gives the team vials that temporarily kill them n send them to hell

Robin 2021 #1, called by his soon to be girlfriend Flatline (How romantic), revived due to the island having a special connection to the lazarus pit.

Robin 2021 #14(?), neck twisted by connor hawke, to restore a broken arm and be able to fight a monster demon creature.

[sheegons]

BATFAM GUYS THAT HAVE CROSSDRESSED: 2

BATFAM GUYS THAT HAVE WANTED TO CROSSDRESS: 1

LET'S GET THESE NUMBERS UP EVERYBODY WE CAN DO IT

[sheegons]

It's really fucked up that Damians parents were Talia and Bruce. It's like he ain't got no choice but be autistic.

[sheegons]

It's really fucked up that Damians parents were Talia and Bruce. It's like he ain't got no choice but be autistic.