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Infps: lol we’re all infps.
Intp, trying to join the conversation: I’m like you guys except I bury my feelings deep deep down, so far down that I think they died, and I’ll come off as rude if I don’t fake manners. Just kidding, but really.
“Don’t clap because it happened, clap because it’s over.”
-infp
Anatomical Confusion
*mINFP, fINTJ, and fISFJ are at a robotics meeting*
mINFP: *is rubbing the back of his neck*
mINFP: “My cervix really hurts today...”
fINTJ and fISFJ: *just stare at him*
INFP: “...What?”
ISFJ: “Maybe you should rethink what you just said”
INFP: ????
INTJ: “Maybe you meant cervical vertebrae and not cervix...?”
INFP: *realizes what he said*
INFP: *blushes*
INFP: “I meant the neck part, not the lady part!”
ISFJ: “Yeah, the first one may have been a little weird to say in public...”
Intp: *says a fact*
Entj: No one is listening
Intp: I am. God is.
Infp: I was kinda listening
Car-ma
*at a robotics meeting at the local high school*
mINFP: *walks into the meeting with his face all red and like he is trying not to draw attention to himself*
fINTJ: *notices his weird demeanor*
INTJ: “What happened? What did you do?”
INFP: “...nothing.”
INTJ: “You must have done something otherwise you wouldn’t be all nervous and blushing.”
INFP: “...”
INTJ: *raises eyebrows*
INFP: “...You know how the parking lot is really busy and packed?”
INTJ: “Yeah, they have a sports event going on tonight. It’s always packed when there is a game. Why?”
INFP: “When I got here, there weren’t any parking spaces open except for one where someone parked their car like two feet over the center line...”
INTJ: “yeah?”
INFP: “And so when I went to park, I had to inch up close to avoid sticking out into the aisle. I couldn’t see very well and I accidentally knocked their license plate off of their vehicle...”
INTJ: “Did you try to figure out whose car it was?”
INFP: “No, my mom said to leave it. I didn’t damage their car in any way. Their license plate just fell off. Besides, they were parked halfway in my space.”
INTJ: “Well, someone is not going to be happy. I wonder whose car it was?”
INFP: “I don’t know. I don’t even go to this school.”
INTJ: “I hope it was someone I don’t like. Maybe it was my band teacher’s car... she is an idiot.”
INFP: “I have no clue.”
INTJ: “Wouldn’t that be funny though? She is always really mean to us and she would deserve that. I hope that was her car...”
INFP: “There were like two hundred other cars in the parking lot. It probably wasn’t hers.”
******** about four months later***********
*at INTJ’s lunch table where the band kids are talking about the teacher*
friend1: “Yeah, nobody likes her. I heard that someone TP’d her house and it wasn’t even on homecoming...”
friend2: “She also had her car paint-balled and someone else ripped her license plate off during a pep band game. She was interrogating kids and she pulled me out into the hallway and accused me of doing it... whoever did it isn’t coming forward. She got pulled over by a cop for driving without it so she was really mad about that one.”
INTJ: *Nearly chokes on her sandwich*
INTJ: “When was this???”
friend2: “In January sometime”
INTJ: “So this happened during a pep band game?”
friend2: “Yes... why?”
INTJ: “Oh my gosh...”
INTJ: *starts laughing*
INTJ: “This is the funniest thing. I know who did that... and he doesn’t even go to this school or even know her.”
friend2: “Who was it?”
INTJ: “One of my clumsy robotics teammates. You don’t even know him...”
What goes around really does come around...
Shattered
*mINFP is bored*
mINFP: “You think I can flip this glass bottle?”
fINTJ: “No! You’re going to break it and get glass all over...”
INFP: “I’m not going to break it... I’ll be careful.”
INTJ: “You’re never careful!” *grabs for the bottle*
INFP: *turns around*
INTJ: *goes back to playing on her phone*
INTJ: “Well, if you break it, I’m not helping you clean it up...”
INFP: *scoffs*
*about three minutes later*
*CRASH!!!*
INFP: “Shit.”
INTJ: “What did I tell you?”
INFP: It slipped out of my hand...”
INTJ: “I’m sure it did."
INFP: “Well, I better find a broom...”
INTJ: *ends up helping him clean up glass pieces in a 30 ft radius on a concrete floor*
INTJ: “I never knew glass could fly this far...”
Cuddly INFP
*at robotics meeting*
*mESFP goes up and hugs mINFP for a solid three minutes and then just walks away*
fINTJ: “Don’t you get annoyed with ESFP constantly touching you?”
INFP: “No, I like hugs.”
INTJ: “Why?”
INFP: “I don’t know? They are warm and they make you feel good...”
INTJ: “Weird. They just make me feel uncomfortable for some reason.”
INFP: “I love them.”
INTJ: “Yeah, I know. You will literally hug anyone.”
INFP: “I am like a huge fuzzy cuddly teddy bear...”
INTJ: *starts laughing* “...True though.”
Hacker
*At robotics tournament*
*fINTJ left her computer out after coding and walks back to the table to see mINFP on it*
INTJ: *gives INFP a threatening look because he went on her laptop*
INFP: “Want to see something cool?”
INTJ: “What is it?”
INFP: “I can hack the wifi”
INTJ: “Please don’t. I don’t want to get arrested.”
INFP: *goes ahead anyway and gets into tournament building router*
INTJ: “...You have to teach me how to do that again.”
INFP: “Well, this one was fairly easy because their password was 1234... usually you have to get around it”
INTJ: “How did you learn how to do that again...?”
INFP: “The wifi stopped working at our house and I watched the repair man get into it.”
INTJ: “Makes sense...”
INFP: “You know, I have control over the router and can kick everyone off of it...”
INTJ: “Don’t do that... we need wifi.”
INFP: “I have the true power here...”
INTJ: “No, INFP.”
INFP: “I can kick anybody off...”
INTJ: “Okay. No more computer for you.” *takes her laptop back*
