Jukebox Blues

the one with all the things

[mattbomeritalia-deactivated2018]

Magic MIke XXL [x]

[bomerlovers]

[sndkffdoirierreire-deactivated2]

“i’m too old for this shit” rogers

[video-hall-of-fame]

when a hot new student transfers to your school

[findingwordsforthoughts]

you are a perfect mix of stardust and love -  stop dulling your light to make other people shine.

marina v., dear 16 year-old me. (via findingwordsforthoughts)

[lostcap]

Am I the sun? Were you the sea? Are we nothing more than a recycled tragedy? (Icarus died with the taste of sun on his lips. You died with the taste of mine on yours)

He fell for freedom, you fell for me, I fell for history (we’re just the same goddamn story) | p.d (via lostcap)

[whatshouldwecallme]

When I see a guy wearing great fitting jeans

[crocomire-deactivated20151208]

do actors get boners while making sex scenes this is one of the things i’ve wondered my whole life

[missingdinosaur-deactivated2013]

Idk if you actually care for the answer, but they have to put their dicks in little sleeves that attach to the leg so if they get a boner it just get held down.

[princekarkat]

that sounds like a garment that should be sold everywhere and considered polite if not mandatory to wear, like bras

[sassyhiddles-deactivated2016031]

Omg I can’t

[mr-dilliams]

As a guy I second this.

[microbewrangler]

If I have to wear a titty sling because there might be an event where it becomes chilly and my nip noops become visible through my shirt, people who have a peenor should be expected to wear a peenor sling in case there is an event where a gentle breeze occurs and their peenor becomes erect.

[naamahdarling]

I kind of feel like if we’re gonna do that we should go all-out and they should be IMPOSSIBLE to size, VERY expensive, flimsy, and made of uncomfortable, itchy materials.

[chadjesus]

And the little ones should have cute designs but the big ones only come in white,black, and tan

[daftpunk-delorean]

and there should be a company that sells them called Victor’s Secret, that has uncomfortably large, close-up photos of enormously-endowed male “angels” stuffed into their gorgeous little pouches spread all over every mall and TV channel, which changes societal expectations on penis size as a whole, so that men who don’t have incredibly large penises feel impossibly inadequate and feel compelled to make up for it by spending a fortune on overpriced penis pouches as a way of compensating.

Then Victor’s Secret should be sure not to actually carry any of these garments in the sizes that they advertise, so that only modestly-endowed men have the privilege of being seen in the shop, which is the type of place that simultaneously clamors for huge dicks, but refuses to cater to them in any way, leaving everyone involved vaguely uncomfortable and slightly ashamed.

[bikram-fit-deactivated20160829]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST ON THE TUMBLR. EVER.

[poslevas]

[d-sneyprincess]

[sheenaisnotmyname]

swagakuya-brogami:

8isexual8itch:

datunofficialdisneyprincess:

theincredibleelastigirl:

the-man-and-the-mouse:

even the princesses fangirl over peter

except aurora 

that bitch be faithful

look at phillip though

can you blame her?

Goddamn. Phillip could get the business.

So I went to Disney about a month ago and i got to meet aurora. she asked me and my mom if there were any “princes’” with us today. When I told her that I leaned more toward princesses she looked over at Cinderella sighed and replied with “yeah me too” and I think about that a lot.

Oh my

[otparemylife]

[harrypotterfandomunite]

Drarry bets

[the-perfect-prefect]

How this scene should’ve gone

[sheenaisnotmyname]

hi, I'm Tiger and I'm such a ham.

[notagiraffe]

“I mean it’s crazy, we finish each other’s…” “Sandwiches” “That’s what I was gonna say!”

[blogginghaley]

In the AOS fandom we don't say I love you, we say "I made you a prosciutto and buffalo mozzarella sandwich with just a hint of homemade pesto aïoli" and I think thats beautiful.

We also say: 

Be safe.

You’re the hero. 

You’re my best friend in the whole world. 

You’re more than that. 

Maybe there is. 

Me and you. Maybe we could eat somewhere else, you know. Somewhere nice.

THIS IS NO TIME FOR CHILDISH NONSENSE. 

Ohhhhhhh, Fitz. 

[herardentwish]

Grant Ward vs. Holotable

Grant: 0 | Holotable: 1