STAY SOFT

she/her, 26

[beartnie]

There’s a quote from Bert where he says he‘s “known big bird since he was a little bird” and the thought of it makes my heart cry so here’s that

[stylecouncil]

Interview With The Vampire (1994), crew jacket

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

[feastofsnakes]

they added another luftballon while you were sleeping

[bearie]

click and drag to take maisy car for a drive around your dashboard

[bearie]

if you are on mobile good news! you can just move your phone around and it is like you are driving maisy car around the real world!

[minor-locrian]

a warthog is a thog specialized for use in war

[apjvff]

If you don’t let go of your prejudices and past grudges, your heart won’t blossom. 2013 is coming, let’s make a change. We only have one planet so let’s show each other some kindness.

[crowboy-bebop]

2013 is coming… let’s show each other some kindness…

[porcyworld]

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

[porcyworld]

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[ironpour]

I hope everyone loses the world cup and then the universe explodes

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

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[portalibis]

Astronomisch-astrologische Handschrift für König Wenzel IV. von Böhmen - BSB Clm 826, c. 1400

[abimee]

[0v9]

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

[assaultmystic]

a quirk of sexting while british is switching from arse to ass. i would never fuck someone in the arse. its impolite.

[evilneo]

[3000s]

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me

[3000s]

to be honest i forgot he did that

[immaspidermenace]

I don't want kids so I easily get out of it fr

[3000s]

help i forgot this was all over some baby too

[3000s]

i wont even lie i thought he was going to kill her

[3000s]

about to read rumpelstiltskin as an adult so i can get the facts

[straycatj]

なんかようですか

What do you want to say to me?

[neiljostenpussyindulgence]

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”