A war is coming

Moved to @theoneeyedconqueroroffillory

[sixpenceee]

Now that’s something to look forward to

[sheer-hellcat-perfection-archive]

I have officially moved blogs to @theoneeyedconqueroroffillory. I will no longer be posting on here. I may check in every once in awhile for messages and stuff on here but idk.

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[badgengar]

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

[memewhore]

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[leptys-deactivated20180625]

lightning is stored in the balls

[magpiesketches]

Reblog to save a life

[zooophagous]

Note from a graphic designer who has to fix this shit all day: rich black is prettier sure but for the love of the gods don’t use it for text if it’s going on newsprint. If its anything other than solid black it will bleed out and become unreadable.

Half my job is fixing this mistake all day from people who really really should know better. And now you know!

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

why do 90% of all medicines sound like cool wizard names

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

it is i, Zyrtec the allmighty,

[possuman-deactivated20180713]

you are no match for Xanax the Wise

[sasstricbypass]

viagra 

[pompadorkery]

Ricky Gervais literally plays a wizard named Xanax in Galavant

[prideprejudce]

hands down the best twitter story ever

[prideprejudce]

bonus

[2opinionatedblackgirls]

😂😂

[molothoo]

Lmaoooooo

[justqueeerious-deactivated20220]

miss melwood cant relate. sad.

[acenerdsbian]

DO NOT GIVE ME HELENA FEELS RIGHT NOW FUCK

[eartharchives]

Trophy hunting removes 'good genes'

Hunting animals with the biggest horns, tusks or manes could lead to extinction, according to a study.

Research predicts that removing even 5% of high-quality males risks wiping out the entire population, for species under stress in a changing world.

[currentsinbiology]

As if  we needed another reason…

[yourladyindank]

When trophy hunting, aren’t you supposed to go through a wildlife reserve and isn’t the wildlife reserve supposed to choose a suitable target that will either have a positive effect on the population or no effect at all?

[shitty-metta-archive-deactivate]

apparently they don’t

[yourladyindank]

The apparently some people need to be fired for not doing their job

[haiku-robot]

the apparently some people need to be fired for not doing their job

^Haiku^bot^6. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. | Who do I read? | Contact | HAIKU BOT NO | Good bot! | Meep morp! Zeet!

[omglaurenjauregui]

[gahdamnpunk]

!!!!

This is just evil. And why is there just ONE public hospital in Washington anyway?

[quadriparesis-deactivated201908]

[Image description: a tweet from The Root reading “Washington DC’s only public hospital just shut down it’s maternity ward”. The second image is a retweet reading “this is just as an important story as net neutrality”. end image description.] 

[ayellowbirds]

https://www.theroot.com/d-c-s-only-public-hospital-just-decided-to-close-its-ma-1821302306

[sheer-hellcat-perfection-archive]

Nicole: Hey cutie, want to come over tonight?

Waverly: Sure baby! What do you wanna do?

Nicole: hint: it involves pillows and blankets ;)

Waverly: OMG!! ARE WE GONNA BUILD A FORT!!???

Nicole: YES!! Isn't that fantastic?

Wynonna: Wtf guys..

[professortennant]

How Long is this Fic Really?: A Guide

Word count in the HP Series: 

Sorcerer’s Stones: 76,944  Chamber of Secrets: 85,141 Prisoner of Azkaban: 107,253  Goblet of Fire: 190,637 Order of the Phoenix: 257,045 Half-Blood Prince: 168,923 Deathly Hallows: 198,227

Word count in the LOTR Series:

The Hobbit: 95,022 Fellowship of the Ring: 177,227 Two Towers: 143,436 Return of the King: 134,462

[orangelemonart]

This changed me

[the-queen-of-thedas]

I’ve read/ am reading fic that are upwards to 150,000 - 200,000. You’re telling me that authors that write for fun are writing a full-length book for the fun of it? They have earned my respect 10 fold.

[armellin]

A friendly reminder.

[chatstronaut]

Adding on to this by reminding everyone to leave feedback on fics. Seriously, y’all, fic writers put their heart, soul, blood, sweat, tears, and time into their writing. The least that you could do is let them know you enjoyed their works. 

[sheer-hellcat-perfection-archive]

Moving Blogs

So, I’m gonna be switching over to @theoneeyedconqueroroffillory. Maybe give me a follow?

[raptorific]

The new headcanon is that Junkrat has never seen D.Va outside her mech and believes she’s an omnic who ate a teenage girl

[raptorific]

He sees her mech start blowing up and she pops out and he’s like “phew thank god that lil sheila got free of that tin can before it blew up” and then another one falls from the sky five seconds later and scoops her back up and he LOSES HIS SHIT

[sheer-hellcat-perfection-archive]

Moving Blogs

So, I’m gonna be switching over to @theoneeyedconqueroroffillory. Maybe give me a follow?