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Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

charlizetheronsbush-official

tamaygou

Lets pose with mama!

t00thpasteface

sorry to everyone out there who thinks they have the funniest tshirt but i think i can confidently say i just saw the actual funniest tshirt just now. i passed by a beautiful black woman with long multicolor braids blowing majestically in the beach breeze & she was wearing an oversized tshirt that said in gigantic letters "WHITE BOY OF THE YEAR"

dankomaksimovic

ph. Danko Maksimovic - Wuppertal, Germany (2026)

Film: Kodak Gold 200

ethernalium

Resident Evil 4 (2023)

hagiomoto

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

balaclava-trismegistus

a condom

hateusandseeifwemind

pinene

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

no-one-offical

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desmolbean404

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

omegaversereloaded

You got cum on your face you big disgrace

basi-boy

not what he said!!

omegaversereloaded

We will we will fuck you

outofcontextdiscord

not-a-spy-garak

valas-illyn

I need this gif reversed

freakdroids

nice

pangur-and-grim

the shelves are helping the adults hide from the baby

pangur-and-grim

they can’t stay up there forever

pangur-and-grim

bad news. he grew up

reallyreallyreallytrying

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

gremlininho

looking. at you

wuggen

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

wuggen

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

fictionvssleep

veltroxx

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

moonpho

black american mikus based on music genres

a lot of people are seeing this so i would like to let you guys know my commissions are open :3 , i have to pay a few bills for my dog!

theotherwesley

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.