I AM EVIL

Hold it right there, slick - I don't do cakes. I don't bake 'em, and I don't jump out of 'em. affiliated with deviant disney roleplay.

[detectivised-deactivated2015070]

"hey, hey, come on now. it’s surely routine by now in a world like this, right? i don’t wanna lose a hand to a hidden blade you’re keeping down there. you’re free to do the same if it’ll put your mind at ease.”

        Of course, he’s joking. but it’s always difficult to tell when he smiles so nonchalantly. 

[shegx]

         She nearly laughed - humorless and sardonic, of course.          A hidden blade - the whole idea seemed comical to her.          Granted, not many were familiar with her power and status -          it hardly mattered since the world had gone to hell in a          handbasket. But that didn't mean that she was above          educating those otherwise ignorant.

         After all, she hadn't cultivated her talents for nothing.

         "I don't need blades," she hissed in distaste, bright green          flames beginning to lick up her hand from the tips of her          fingers as she observed them idly. "I prefer something with          a little more kick."

         Without another word, she had sent a blast of plasma his          way - whirring just past his head intentionally - though where          a wry smile would have been once upon a time ago was          now home to a scowl.

         "Beat it, kid - or I'll fry you next."

[bupagentkent]

"It’s nothing, miss. I just… Usually don’t see women dressed like you often, even in my line of profession."

[shegx]

       "And?                   Not my fault the people you see don't have style."

[shegx]

       "... what?"

[shegx]

       "If you plan on keeping that hand, I suggest you        back away. Now."

      She may not be armed, but that doesn't mean she's       not dangerous.

[shegx]

     "You got something to say, kid?"

[shegx]

Like for a starter - I want to play around with my verses [more to be added].

[shegx]

"Yeah, well out of all the villains trying to take over the world, guess who succeeded?                                          “Only no one can remember it because Kim Possible                                          and her dopey sidekick erased it and -

                  “Oh, right, I’m not supposed to remember that. I’ll go patch up that hole I just blasted in the fourth wall.”

[ninjaxclock]

[Yikes! That almost hit him! Wow, okay then. I can see she isn’t one for jokes.]

           Point taken! Extremely serious.                                                                 But.. How’d you do that?

[shegx]

      "Practice."

     She neglects to delve into the rainbow comet story - too long,      too winded, too many memories of her brothers that will ultimately      raise too many questions.

     "This is the part where you run -                                                            I never miss twice in a row."

[shegx]

♚ THREE

Shego has gained expertise control of her powers over the years out of necessity. She is evil by nature and is not above using them to harm others, but she is conscious of the level of harm she delivers. Accidents have happened in the past where she's left others severely injured to the point of no recovery and despite her cynical attitude, it weighs heavily on her conscience. For these reasons, she typically uses about half her power on most days, and will only dial it up if she feels the need to.

[ninjaxclock]

shegx

I’m sorry, I can’t take you seriosuly when you’re wearing that much green. It makes you look like a, pfft— a booger.

[shegx]

     "Is that so?"

     Palms are already ignighted with green flame and she      shoots a blast of plasma his way, punctuating the rhetorical      question with a sneer.

     "That serious enough for you, kid?"

[iicesalis-deactivated20150527]

      you can either  fight  at my side

                  —  or

        get  crushed  under my heel

                  —  but 

        you will not  stand  in my way

[shegx]

     "Nice park job."

     Her tone is saturated with sarcasm as she looks at the rather       retro car for a couple of seconds, lips pursed, before her attention      focuses back on the kid in front of her.

     Teenagers. It always had to be teenagers.

[shegx]

                  "What?"

[africant]

[what-the-thunder-struck-deactiv]

"Then why did you seek me out?"

[shegx]

                "I didn't -                  you're in my way."

[africant]

[thesecondprince]

"Then move elsewhere."

[shegx]

         "Hate to break it to you, Severus Snape, but that's not the way things           work around here.                                          "Your ass - move it."