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How r u scared of being single 😭 in a relationship ur literally constantly at risk of abandonment and ur also stuck in a situation that limits u from finding better options so its like constant FOMO.

Like is that not more terrifying? Plus like. Being with people is not easy. Like physically being in the same room as someone…. That is the least relaxing feeling in the world lmao. Ive just never been able to empathize with that. Nearly all of my friends are in awful relationships and two of them say they want to leave or are planning on it but theyre like. “Scared of being single”????? Like. What. Whats scary about it. I LITERALLY do not understand. U werent born into a relationship? Being single is just the default.

#Absolutely facts

huffylemon

programmerhumour

We’re well chuffed, lads

tolkien-feels

Semi-crack theory:

the reason mortals such as men and hobbits remark on how elves are as merry as children is actually because this is how elves see themselves interacting with each other

but this is how they see themselves interacting with mortals

tolkien-feels

Elf A, seeing Thorin’s Company approaching Rivendell: Quick! What developmental stage they’re at???? Are we talking middle school?? Nursery???? How complex can we make our Welcome to Rivendell song???

Elf B: They look pretty young to me? But dwarf ages make no sense!!!!

Elf A, panicking: The river is flowing! O! tra-la-la-lally here down in the valley! Mary had a little lamb itsy bitsy spider the wheels on the bus ABCDEFG

aregebidan

[image 1: closeup of the school of athens painting showing classical philosophers mid-debate. image 2: stock photo of a teacher holding hands in a circle with several young children. end description.]

doggosource

assiraphales

the nascar fandom is in shambles rn bc the official account posted #yascar with a link to pride merchandise and a real life reply was ‘smh no longer supporting nascar has been going downhill since they banned the confederate flag’

assiraphales