✨CAPTAIN!✨

I'm Damien, I'm 27, and I never learned how to fucken read <3

[pikachuurin]

Accidental Miku

[sheikahprince]

The venn diagram of people that whine online about being lonely and also brag about being joyless haters is a circle!!!!

[sheikahprince]

wanted to post pictures of my Amanda cosplay here but then realized literally all I have are these pictures of me cowering in the corner of the gay bar LMAO

[hgedits]

We can take you anywhere you want to go. How about New Mexico? Isn't that where you're going? To visit Carol Sturka? We could get you there by nightfall. We can even transport your car. We know how much it means to you.

[milo03c]

The ones left behind

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[lesbianmuppet]

im on the bus i am i am!

[wexlertheworld]

[iosonomer-blog]

[hemingwayiii]

Unmute

[hemingwayiii]

I've posted this before, but every time I've seen it since I can't stop watching it repeat over and over. Like the man says, "Unmute"

[should-be-sleeping]

Mutuals do this.

[paper-mario-wiki]

this guy is so unbelievably good at making music videos of himself dancing with himself in different outfits

[weshallbekind]

THEY ARE ALL HIM??

[kyleehenke]

the terrors of the past don’t stop

[montresormeal-deactivated202511]

is this like one of those rubber bands they put on lobsters so they don’t pinch you

[egberts]

why is everything doing a "wrapped" now? why are you self admitting to storing my data and then presenting it back to me like we are having fun. discord and youtube and whatever else do not need a wrapped

[thelvadams]

PHOENIX WRIGHT: ACE ATTORNEY (2001)

Do you realize what this means? When he heard the gunshot, it was still Christmas Eve!!!

[dughole]

sometimes i get home from an event with my family and i just have to sit in my car for a second & read that one sarah schulman quote on familial homophobia

[dughole]

taps the sign.

[sheikahprince]

sorry all I do here is scream. But anyways.

Guys it IS so fucking annoying when people you don’t like get added to the friend group. So annoying. UGHHH.

[snapewife-divorce-lawyer]

“they use their food stamps to buy steak”

“ugh that loser spent their disabilty check on a hentai game”

“if you give that guy money, he’s gonna use it on drugs”

[stonefemmesiren]

one of these things is not like the others lmfao

[snapewife-divorce-lawyer]

all of these things are things ive heard more than once in real life, and all of these are judgmental losers putting their shitty noses where they dont belong.

[stonefemmesiren]

i'm not going to give you a pat on the back for defending somebody's anime porn game purchasing habits

[hapalopus]

Judgmental loser putting their shitty nose where it dont belong^

[neotrances-deactivated]

sorry for being a bad exchristian i don’t know any bible facts

[neotrances-deactivated]

he turned water into wine once

[eclogues]

who..?

[st4lker]

Jungkook

[sheikahprince]

when I was younger I thought it was sooo cool that I had older friends but now as an adult I am soooo fucking grateful to have friends my own age.

Idk who needs to hear this, but that person 15-20 years older than you doesn’t think you’re cool and mature, they’re emotionally stunted and have no friends of their own age because they’re losers!!!!!!