I am a wombat.

Elena. 26. Saint Petersburg, Russia. I'd like to fill my blog with random, mostly meaningless stuff.

[cervines]

[sheisawombat]

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Looks like I’m finally having my first normal relationships with a normal man (I’m 27 btw). He’s not indiffirent, and he’s not married, and he wasn’t offering sex right after we met. Aaaand he’s smart and educated and quite normal-looking. But I still kinda can’t believe him because I am definitely not an example of extraodinary beauty, kind tongue and grace. Extra 15 kg, weird sense of humour, short hair, glasses, sneakers with skirts, a bit of depression for a dessert.

Why would he want me?   

[sheisawombat]

I return here after a year or so of abstinence and guess what - everything is the same :D

Except that I’m now compleeetely lost in the H. world.

Ahhhh.

[sheisawombat]

I completely lost track of Hurts. 

I was at the concert 3 weeks ago but I have no idea about their life now.

Who are they daiting now, what are they doing? Is there anything even slightly interesting in their world?

[different-landscapes]

[sheisawombat]

Are there much things as excruciating and painful as a pleasure of unrequited love?

I love him. He knows it.

He loves her. She doesn’t, she only uses him. He knows it.

And she’s my friend.

I feel so hopeless, I feel so useless.

I don’t know how to break this wall of indifference and disregard.

I just need somebody to tell me that this will pass and I’ll be fine in the end.

[mischon]

Eckart Hahn - Abend (2011)

[floralls]

florography by ashleywoodsonbailey

[art-is-art-is-art]

Cell, Efim Volkov

[sheisawombat]

I've spent (or wasted?) already almost 6 years of my life with Hurts. And now I feel like I'm finally bored with them. And that's sad because I've got so much good things because of them. But some horrible things too...

[analilyamirpour-deactivated2016]

The Mirror (1975, Andrei Tarkovsky)

[af-hverju]

me: why are you destroying earth!!!

aliens: because theres people who think that english is the only language they need to speak

me: thats fair i understand

[nerdypersonwithwings]

For some reason I find this all the more amusing because it’s written in English

[af-hverju]

moi: pourquoi vous détruisez le monde!!! l'extraterrestre: parce que il y a des gens qui pensent que l'anglais est le seule langue pour parler moi: ah ça c'est bien

[languageoclock]

ich: warum zerstört ihr die erde!!!

aliens: weil es leute gibt die glauben dass englisch die einzige sprache ist die sie sprechen müssen

ich: das ist fair ich verstehe

[sprachtraeume]

ég: af hverju eyðileggið þið jörðina!!! aliens: af því að það er fólk sem finnst að enska sé sú eina tungumál sem þau þurfa að tala ég: oh, það er vit í þessu. ég skil.

[pory-gon-2]

ik: waarom vernietig je de aarde!!!

aliens: omdat er mensen zijn die denken dat engels de enige taal is die ze hoeven te spreken

ik: oh zo, ik snap het

[perilegs]

minä: miks te tuhootte maapalloo?

alienit: koska tääl on ihmisiä joitten mielestä englanti on ainoo kieli jota niitten täytyy puhua

minä: toi on reilua, ymmärrän

[polyglottica]

私: どうして地球を滅ぼしているんですか？

宇宙人: 英語しか喋る必要がないと思う人がいるからです

私: なるほど、わかりました

[lingumaniac]

me: Wosück maakt ji de Welt twei!!!

aliens: wieldat dat Lüüd gifft, de dinkt dat Engelsch de allenige Spraak weer, de een snacken mütt

me: jo, daar seggst wat. Nu versta ik’t

[somalang]

aniga: dhulka maxaad u burburinaya !!!

shisheeyaha: dadka intiisa badani u malaynayaan in Ingiriisidu tahay afka oo kaliya ay u baahan yihiin inay la hadlaan

aniga: waxaan fahamsanahay. waa wax cadaalad

[zhanaform]

我：你们为什么在毁灭地球?！！

外星人：因为有人以为他们只会英语就可以了

我：懂了，说得有道理

[natsui]

ako: bakit niyo sinisira ang mundo!!!

taga-ibang planeta: kasi merong mga taong akala nila Ingles lang ang kailangan nilang matutunang lenggwahe

ako: ah, sige naiintindihan ko

[katsudonski]

Aku : kenapa kau hancurkan bumi!!! Alien : karena masih banyak orang berpikir hanya bahasa inggris satu-satunya bahasa yang terpenting Aku : oh, oke lah..

[belisencia]

tôi: tại sao các người hủy diệt trái đất!!! người ngoài hành tinh: bởi vì có người nghĩ rằng tiếng Anh là thứ tiếng duy nhất mà họ cần biết tôi: ồ thế thì tôi hiểu

[aphdoitsu-deactivated20170414]

Eu: Por que vocês estão destruindo a Terra?! Aliens: Porque há pessoas que pensam que o inglês é a única língua que eles precisam falar. Eu: Isso é justo, eu entendo.

[wednesdaythunder]

jag: varför förintar ni jorden!!!

utomjordingar: för det finns folk som tror att engelska är det ända språket de behöver kunna

jag: rimligt, jag förstår

[useless-czechrepfacts]

Já: Proč ničíte Zemi?

Mimozemšťani: Protože tu jsou lidé, kteří si myslí, že angličtina je jediný jazyk, který potřebují znát

Já: To je fér, to chápu.

[useless-polandfacts]

ja: dlaczego niszczycie Ziemię?

kosmici: ponieważ są ludzie, którzy myślą, że angielski to jedyny język, którego potrzebuję

ja: rozumiem, w porządku

[vyrkann]

io: perchè state distruggendo la terra!!!

alieni: perchè ci sono delle persone che credono che l’inglese sia l’unica lingua di cui hanno bisogno

io: capisco, mi sembra giusto

[rad-and-sleepy]

Yo: porqué estás destruyendo la tierra!?!?

Extraterrestre: porque hay personas quienes creen que inglés es la única lengua que se tiene que hablar.

Yo: te entiendo, es justo.

[haxyr3]

Я: Почему вы уничтожаете Землю?!?! Инопланетяне: Потому что есть люди, которые считают, что им нужно говорить только по-английски. Я: А, ну понятно, тогда ладно!

[sheisawombat]

Давно здесь не было моих тоскливых самофото.

[dontthinkwedontnoticeyou]

HurtsPets: Civil War

#TeamRonnie

#TeamAnnabelle

tag yourself

[anothersecondinthesunshine]

btw I think we need to inform them about this so it can gracefully escalate into intense pet pic battle on instagram

[sheisawombat]

Fine, I’m lost, who’s Annabelle?

[sheisawombat]

‘Nothing Will Be Bigger Than Us’ video will be premiered today on vk.com, na-na-na-na-naaa

[sheisawombat]

I know that some may think I exaggerate things up too much but I do belive that russian fans are crazy like no one else. Yesterday show was the best one so far, I truly believe that - so loud, so passionate, so hand-hurting and throat-soaring, so sing-your-lungs-out-ing it was. When the whole audience sings every single fucking song with their full fucking voice - how could you call that other than ‘mindblowing’?

[strangepicturesofjamesmcavoy]