"...And It Came Out Of Nowhere!"

Melissa. 22. Chicago via New Hampshire . Lone wolf no club. I enjoy Boy Meets World, ice cream, dancing, jean jackets, going for walks, and naps. I smile too much. "'Cause life ain't nothin' but a big dance floor"

[handsmotif]

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

[danandphilnews]

[howmuchismuch]

oh my god they were loot mates

[djoswiftie]

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

[cherrysmoon]

this is A Lot™

[andantegrazioso-deactivated2018]

‘What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps me in a continual state of inelegance.’

— Jane Austen in a letter to her sister dated 18th September 1796

[humansofnewyork]

“People take you to fun places when you’re five, but unfortunately you also have to study difficult topics. Today I had to write ‘toothbrush’ in all capital letters.”

(Madrid, Spain)

[prokopetz]

It’s kind of bizarre how prolific and influential Danny DeVito is for a guy who deliberately cultivates a professional reputation as kind of a schlub. Not only has he appeared in over eighty movies – up to five per year, at his most active – he’s directed multiple Oscar-nominated films, served as producer or executive producer on many more (Pulp Fiction, anyone?), and racked up a list of miscellaneous credits and accolades as long as your arm. The dude goes out of his way to make you think he’s just this scrubby little twerp, but whenever you’re not watching him he’s basically out there ruling the world.

[zantblr-deactivated20190606]

He also has his own signature brand of limoncello

[prokopetz]

See, that’s a perfect example of how carefully he manages his brand. The guy’s got a nine-figure net worth – he could have any sort of promotion he wants, and he decides to put his name on freaking limoncello, complete with tacky photo ops and a literal lemon-scented scratch-n-sniff sticker on the bottle.

(The fun part is that apparently it’s really good limoncello, too.)

[radiohorus22]

[kirishimagayjirou-deactivated20]

summer looks

[dearest-darling-doll]

[summerstarsandsea]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

I JUST REALIZED WHAT TODAY IS

[glassgospels]

people with uteri are never gonna have a perfectly flat stomach. they’re always gonna have a little pouch, because that’s where we keep our bees.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

once a month the moon angers the bees

[camwyn]

NOT THE BEES

[ommanyte]

When you’re stuck in a patriarchal society where having angry bees is taboo

[1-800-fuckyou]

i am absolutely losing my mind over this article imagine living in the upper west side literally paying millions of dollars for a luxury apartment in the richest part of the greatest city in the world, you walk out of your complex with your thousand dollar stroller so connor or hunter or ashlyn can get some fresh air before their scheduled paleo snack when suddenly a fucking rat leaps into the thing like its being thrown by a stagehand in the bushes, a goblin achieving flight for a fraction of a second, scampering around in the shit and slime of the street and now its in your trust fund childs lap i am LIVING, new york freakin city babey!!!!!!!!!!!

[retroactivebakeries]

let the rats stroll!

[bluntraven-deactivated20181114]

[rubysevens]

Danny Devito and Jeff Goldblum both give off chaotic energies, but in opposite directions. One is the yin to the other’s yang. However, both are everyone’s uncle

[occasionallyomniscient]

Danny is ur dad’s brother and Jeff is ur mom’s

[wakemeup-enoughisenough]

@shekicksandbucks

[porterr-robinson]

[tangobullets]

#the sound of my mental health  

i’m fucking CRYING

[sapphoshands]

…i love her?!?

[trainthief]

QUEEN OF BEING HUMAN 

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[wakemeup-enoughisenough]

how I felt when @shekicksandbucks said she’d make out with danny devito 😂😂

[shekicksandbucks]

IT’S NOT JUST ME, OKAY??