just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing

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[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[maja-paja]

[ozempicofficial]

[fairycosmos]

leaves a suicide note that just says Omggggg

[woodsdyke]

im swimming at the lake and accidentally kicked a fish. this has never happened in my many years of swimming. sorry man

[dogpuppy]

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

[hungwy]

I think you should do something crazy to fix the big problem

anyone else getting anons trying to make them kill people

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[dorothylarouge]

[deanwinchesterapologist]

just found out you can do more than one thing each day. i was just doing the one

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them

[oswednesday]

one time at a funeral i panicked and said the first drink i could think of and the bartender made me the pina colada With all the fixings all the trims all the bells and whistles i didnt even ask imagine youre at a funeral and the person besides you is drinking a pina colada with whip cream as tall as the drink with a cherry and an umbrella, thats what happened to me

[woodrider]

Menthol cigarettes were invented by a man called Spud who was born in Mingo Junction

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

[mino2aur]

no weed for me thanks i just want to cough loud as fuck with you