i dont have 'shifty eyes' im just looking around my mind palace, which is much vaster and more intricate than yours. yeah you could never afford a mind palace. you have a mind villa at best
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i dont have 'shifty eyes' im just looking around my mind palace, which is much vaster and more intricate than yours. yeah you could never afford a mind palace. you have a mind villa at best
accidentally searched “is parmesan fond of me” because I was thinking about my friends at the same time as grocery shopping. now I need to know. is parmesan fond of me. how would parmesan rate my grating technique
— josé olivarez // natalie diaz
your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
thats not how they told it
History is written by victors
yeah well Victor fucking bit me
how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern
— william wordsworth (via letsbelonelytogetherr)
The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.
why does the texas state aquarium have a crow
it works there
Juansen Dizon, i am the architect of my own destruction
This
ok ill bite. whats hockey
Why do right-wing memes make us look so cool. I support these gay anarchists and their dog backpack
Do you always get smooches and a dachshund from joining antifa? If the answer is yes, how do I?
I love your enthusiasm but have you ever seen a dachsund in your earthly life
[image description: the text “When he comes back home safely from his armed Antifa protest” above a photo of two white men in hiking clothes kissing. One wears a dog in a backpack. The dog is significantly bigger than a dachshund.]
How dare the ID be funnier than the rest of the post
Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now
The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day
merry ides of march
happy Ides of March, everyone!
i fell in the ohio river once and that's why i still haven't had covid
girls i think my ankle just lost its sense of smell i'm scared