I don't even know

A little of this, a little of that

[is-this-fascism]

i dont have 'shifty eyes' im just looking around my mind palace, which is much vaster and more intricate than yours. yeah you could never afford a mind palace. you have a mind villa at best

[crabussy]

accidentally searched “is parmesan fond of me” because I was thinking about my friends at the same time as grocery shopping. now I need to know. is parmesan fond of me. how would parmesan rate my grating technique

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— josé olivarez // natalie diaz

[tentacleteapot]

your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

[charl0ttan]

thats not how they told it

[the-rat12]

History is written by victors

[tentacleteapot]

yeah well Victor fucking bit me

[crabussy]

how come they make you reinvent the concept of dinner every evening. I have to make dinner come true every evening like some kind of unpaid genie intern

[letsbelonelytogetherr]

— william wordsworth (via letsbelonelytogetherr)

[thatdisasterauthor]

The Texas State Aquarium has taught their crow to play connect four and I am DELIGHTED.

[bananonbinary]

why does the texas state aquarium have a crow

[myosotis-secunda]

it works there

[terrorignitis]

Juansen Dizon, i am the architect of my own destruction

[vexheart]

This

[muppetshow2026]

ok ill bite. whats hockey

[weaver-z]

Why do right-wing memes make us look so cool. I support these gay anarchists and their dog backpack

[mischievousquokka]

Do you always get smooches and a dachshund from joining antifa? If the answer is yes, how do I?

[weaver-z]

I love your enthusiasm but have you ever seen a dachsund in your earthly life

[sleepnoises]

[image description: the text “When he comes back home safely from his armed Antifa protest” above a photo of two white men in hiking clothes kissing. One wears a dog in a backpack. The dog is significantly bigger than a dachshund.]

[geekysteven]

How dare the ID be funnier than the rest of the post

[akashicrecord]

Can I please see your balls I'm going through a lot right now

[jestergirlbosom]

The king asking his jester to juggle for him after a long day

[the-big-mood]

[daphnedumauriwhore-deactivated2]

merry ides of march

[scaredysap]

happy Ides of March, everyone!

[lakevida]

i fell in the ohio river once and that's why i still haven't had covid

[lakevida]

girls i think my ankle just lost its sense of smell i'm scared

[coyotebuegwater-deactivated2016]