Its difficult living on the shellf....

Hello, my nickname is Shell.... Get it... I'm funny I swear.. Cis female. ASk me things!!

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[profeminist]

Source

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[thegreenmeridian]

My favourite thing about that show is how he treats servers. It was also the source of some very intense fantasies when I was a barista of him busting into my cafe, calling my boss a fucking idiot, then taking me against the broken dishwasher.

[ishgardenjoyer]

[eightalenkos]

[salty-red-mage]

[justcatposts]

Kitten sinking into a memory foam pillow 

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[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[calcifina]

Now that’s solidarity

[brightlotusmoon]

[gaycronenberg]

Call it ‘Dopamine Deficiency Disorder’ and see how seriously they take it

[anneofgreengaybles]

sometimes I tweet about the funny/cute/utterly bizarre shit my 3rd graders do and say

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

[anneofgreengaybles]

the latest dispatches from room 156

[anneofgreengaybles]

happy monday folks

[taskmastercaps]

[demilypyro]

Does Dutch mean like dom butch?

........ No. It's my nationality.

[meatthawsmoth]

[politijohn]

[politijohn]

Yes, this is really a thing...

[solitarelee]

Yep, because baby formula is one of the most shoplifted things in America. Which should ALSO radicalize you.

[vengeancemoths]

“they couldn’t make the Maximoffs Jewish because they can’t make any reference to Magneto”

did u kno…. magneto is not the only jewish person in the world……

[partycockroach]

this is bullshit all my jewish friends are related to magneto

[financeswithwolves]

it’s true, magneto was at my bar mitzvah

[ofskfe]

A survivor drags a former concentration camp guard by the hair while American troops look on at the newly liberated Dora-Mittelbau concentration camp, April 1945.

[klezmish]

Why do we never see these photos, only photos of helpless starving people? Why are Jews only depicted as helpless and sniveling? Why is despair the only Jewish emotion that gets shown, not anger or strength or determination or joy?

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

I want everyone to see this.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[notkatniss]

[joshpeck]

jeff bezos do this challenge

[the-house-of-darksong]

Oh this is so good!

[i-am-america-deactivated2016121]

I’m gonna reblog this a million times.

[ill-drawarteventually]

Wow